Annoying People Sayings and Quotes
All humans have quirks, although some are more tolerable than others. Those who have worked in customer service are familiar with the challenges of working with the public, fielding an onslaught of annoyances. Below you’ll find a collection of wise and humorous quotes about annoying people.
Those people who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do.
There is nobody so irritating as somebody with less intelligence and more sense than we have.
I know nothing more annoying when people I don't know jump to conclusions on my person based on nothing but gossip or speculation.
Most people are full of themselves and speak only the obnoxiously superficial, in other words they're annoying as hell.
Don't invite annoying people into your life, and set ground rules for the ones you inherited.
Alan Robert Neal
Some people just don't get that I'll rather talk to a wall than them.
It's not annoying if only a couple of people come up. If a bunch of them crowd around me, it's annoying.
People who say it cannot be done should not interrupt those who are doing it.
George Bernard Shaw
Worried about being a dull fellow? You might develop your talent for being irritating.
In some cases, I quite like irritating people who need to be irritated.
Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it's a brighter day.
I know that there are people who do not love their fellow man, and I hate people like that.
I like to call everyone that I find slightly annoying a 'sociopath.'
Nothing is as irritating as the fellow who chats pleasantly while he's overcharging you.
Being natural is one of the most irritating poses I know in people.
I don't hate you, you're just the most annoying person in my life.
Some people have so little going on in their lives, they would rather discuss yours.
The fellow who thinks he knows it all is especially annoying to those of us who do.
Unless your name is GOOGLE, Don`t act as if you know everything.
I think people who lack humility are really annoying.
People who annoy people; they are the luckiest people in the world.
I don't like boys. They're kind of annoying.
I hate when someone wants to ask me a question, I ask them what it is, then they're like 'nevermind'.
I find impressionists slightly annoying, really.
Some people are so heavenly minded that they are no earthly good.
Oliver Wendell Holmes
There is no use whatsoever trying to help people who do not help themselves. You cannot push anyone up a ladder unless he is willing to climb himself.
Too many people spend money they haven't earned, to buy things they don't want, to impress people they don't like.
People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to share yours with them.
It is really irritating to work with irritating people.
Annoying people with no class at all should stay far away from computers!
Vianka Van Bokkem
Do you ever think about / What a lovely place the world would be / Without all the people / That make life so unpleasant? / All the small, petty people / All the ugly, annoying people / It's hard not to think about it
I like to think about / What could be / Done to these people / Something cruel / Something mean / Something just / But the meaner the better / Goodness knows they deserve it
I’m sick and tired / I’m young but I feel older / Someone come help with this weight that’s on my shoulder / I’m in this together but I am still a loner / Saying why in the world are you people so annoying?
Maxwell Joseph Bordelon
They're no reason to get dressed / You should leave your disguise and free your mind / People are annoying, I spent my entire life fancy.
Fanny Emmanuelle Bouland
People are like songs, it's true / Some seem dull at first but then they grow on you / Me, I'm like can't get you out of my head / Annoying at times, but I make you wanna dance
Andreas Per Mattson
Women are more irritable than men, probably because men are more irritating.
An alcoholic is constantly irritating his family because he is constantly irritating himself.
A successful politician is one who knows how to get into the public eye without irritating it.
It is always easier to love the weak than the strong: the strong do not need our love, and instinctively we look for flaws in their irritating perfection: every statue is a provocation.
A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort.
What a distressing contrast is between the radiant intelligence of the child and the feeble mentality of the average adult.
I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
When a friend is in trouble, don't annoy him by asking if there is anything you can do. Think up something appropriate and do it.
Edward W. Howe
I like long walks especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.
Lots of people know what to do but few people actually do what they know.
There are many people educated, people with great ideas, people with skills that don't take action from time to time, and that is a waste.
People say New Yorkers can't get along. Not True. I saw two New Yorkers, complete strangers, sharing a cab. One guy took the tires and the radio; the other guy took the engine.
Would you touch a nettle without being stung by it? take hold of it stoutly. Do the same to other annoyances, and hardly will anything annoy you.
Augustus William Hare
Always forgive your enemies - nothing annoys them so much.
Man never know what he wants; he aspires to penetrate mysteries and as soon as he has, he wants to reestablish them. Ignorance irritates him and knowledge cloys.
Disappointment are part of life; we can't always have our own way, and we need to learn to separate what is significant from what is merely annoying. Only in heaven will we be free of all.
To accept people, we need to see what they can be.
If you believe 'nobody loves me', it'll be satisfied by everyone who doesn't like you, and then by those who do that you then successfully manage to annoy, so they decide to exit your life.
A consultant is a person who takes your money and annoys your employees while tirelessly searching for the best way to extend the consulting contract.
Everything you do irritates me. And when you're not here, the things I know you're gonna do when you come back in irritate me.
Why are husbands like laxatives? They irritate the crap out of you.
You are a very irritating person, and very ill-bred.
I hate people who talk about themselves, as you do, when one wants to talk about oneself, as I do. It is what I call selfishness.
The past is full of life, eager to irritate us, provoke and insult us, provoke and insult us, tempt us to destroy or repaint it.
There was nobody in my vicinity to confuse and annoy me in my course, and so I had to be original.
I've learned that people will forget what you said, people will forget what you did, but people will never forget how you made them feel.
There are two types of people who will tell you that you cannot make a difference in this world: those who are afraid to try and those who are afraid you will succeed.
An offended brother is more unyielding than a fortified city, and disputes are like barred gates of a citadel. - Proverbs 18:19
Most drivers are irritated by people who make decisions too slowly or people who socialize too much.
Analyticals are most irritated by people who make rash decisions or people who are too pushy.
Amiables are usually irritated by people who are too pushy.
Expressives are most irritated by people who make decisions too slowly.
The strengths of the annoying people in you life can complement your weaknesses, if you will allow them to.
If I just take in and release my breath and clear my mind, the person who is annoying me isn't that difficult after all.
We try to cope by avoiding that bad manager or getting that stubborn, annoying person off the team.