Alfred Hitchcock Sayings and Quotes

Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous old Alfred Hitchcock quotes, Alfred Hitchcock sayings, and Alfred Hitchcock proverbs, collected over the years from a variety of sources.

What is drama but life with the dull bits cut out. Alfred Hitchcock
What is drama but life with the dull bits cut out Alfred Hitchcock
The length of a film should be directly related to the endurance of the human bladder. Alfred Hitchcock
A good film is when the price of the dinner, the theatre admission and the babysitter were worth it. Alfred Hitchcock
The ideal husband understands every word his wife doesn't say. Alfred Hitchcock
Happiness is a small house, with a big kitchen. Alfred Hitchcock
I'm full of fears and I do my best to avoid difficulties and any kind of complications. I like everything around me to be clear as crystal and completely calm. Alfred Hitchcock
Television is like the invention of indoor plumbing. It didn't change people's habits. It just kept them inside the house. Alfred Hitchcock
Self-plagiarism is style. Alfred Hitchcock
Television is like the invention of indoor plumbing. It didn't change people's habits. It just kept them inside the house. Alfred Hitchcock
The ideal husband understands every word his wife doesn't say. Alfred Hitchcock
Television is like the invention of indoor plumbing. It didn't change people's habits. It just kept them inside the house. Alfred Hitchcock
Television has done much for psychiatry by spreading information about it, as well as contributing to the need for it. Alfred Hitchcock
Television is like the American toaster, you push the button and the same thing pops up everytime. Alfred Hitchcock
Dialogue should simply be a sound among other sounds, just something that comes out of the mouths of people whose eyes tell the story in visual terms. Alfred Hitchcock
Puns are the highest form of literature. Alfred Hitchcock
Mystery is an intellectual process... But suspense is essentially an emotional process. Alfred Hitchcock
Suspense is like a woman. The more left to the imagination, the more the excitement. Alfred Hitchcock
For me, suspense doesn't have any value if it's not balanced by humor. Alfred Hitchcock
There is no terror in the bang, only in the anticipation of it. Alfred Hitchcock
Television is like the American toaster, you push the button and the same thing pops up everytime Alfred Hitchcock
I'm not against the police; I'm just afraid of them. Alfred Hitchcock
Television is like the invention of indoor plumbing. It didn’t change people’s habits. It just kept them inside the house. Alfred Hitchcock
In about five billion years, the sun will exhaust its supply of hydrogen and evolve into a red giant, becoming hugely bigger than it is now. Alfred Hitchcock
Drama is life with the dull bits cut out. Alfred Hitchcock
Blondes make the best victims. They're like virgin snow that shows up the bloody footprints. Alfred Hitchcock
Seeing a murder on television... can help work off one's antagonisms. And if you haven't any antagonisms, the commercials will give you some. Alfred Hitchcock
There is no terror in the bang, only in the anticipation of it. Alfred Hitchcock