Ben Stein Sayings and Quotes

Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous old Ben Stein quotes, Ben Stein sayings, and Ben Stein proverbs, collected over the years from a variety of sources.'

Personal relationships are the fertile soil from which all advancement...all success... all achievement in real life grows. Ben Stein
The indispensable first step to getting the things you want out of life is this: Decide what you want. Ben Stein
The first step to getting the things you want out of life is this: Decide what you want. Ben Stein
The indispensable first step to getting the things you want out of life is this: decide what you want. Ben Stein
Screaming at children over their grades, especially to the point of the child's tears, is child abuse, pure and simple. It's not funny and it's not good parenting. It is a crushing, scarring, disastrous experience for the child. It isn't the least bit funny. Ben Stein
Screaming at children over their grades, especially to the point of the child's tears, is child abuse, pure and simple. It's not funny and it's not good parenting. It is a crushing, scarring, disastrous experience for the child. It isn't the least bit funny. Ben Stein
Personal relationships are the fertile soil from which all advancement...all success... all achievement in real life grows. Ben Stein
I thought that all of the sacrifices and blessings of the whole history of mankind have devolved upon me. Thank you, God. Ben Stein
There's no evidence whatsoever that Darwin had anything useful to say or anything to say period about how life began or how the universe began or how gravity began or how physics began or fluid motion or how thermodynamics began. He had nothing to say about that whatsoever. Ben Stein
It means zero to be against greed. Ben Stein
It's amazing what ordinary people can do if they set out without preconceived notions. Ben Stein
The people who did the collateralized mortgage obligations, sold them to pension funds, then sold them short, then bought credit default swap insurance on them, are just amazing. They are a law unto themselves. Ben Stein
We are not supposed to be all equal. Let's just forget that. We are supposed to have equal rights under law. If we do that, we have done enough. Ben Stein
Jump into the middle of things, get your hands dirty, fall flat on your face, and then reach for the stars. Ben Stein
Academic freedom is being lost by a great many people who dare to challenge Darwinism. That's a terrifying situation. That's contrary to the principles of science. Ben Stein
If there is no God, why bother to tell the truth? Why not steal? Ben Stein
The first step to getting the things you want out of life is this: Decide what you want. Ben Stein
You must take the first step. The first steps will take some effort, maybe pain. But after that, everything that has to be done is real-life movement. Ben Stein
The indispensable first step to getting the things you want out of life is this: decide what you want. Ben Stein
It's amazing what ordinary people can do if they set out without preconceived notions. Ben Stein
Sleep more at night. If it's allowed at work or home, take a nap in the afternoon. You'll be amazed at how much better you'll feel. Ben Stein
What' a good investment? Go home from work early and spend the afternoon throwing a ball around with your son. Ben Stein