Calvin Trillin Sayings and Quotes

Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous old Calvin Trillin quotes, Calvin Trillin sayings, and Calvin Trillin proverbs, collected over the years from a variety of sources.'

The most remarkable thing about my mother is that for thirty years she served the family nothing but leftovers. The original meal has never been found. Calvin Trillin
The most remarkable thing about my mother is that for thirty years she served the family nothing but leftovers. The original meal has never been found. Calvin Trillin
The most remarkable thing about my mother is that for thirty years she served the family nothing but leftovers. The original meal has never been found. Calvin Trillin
The most remarkable thing about my mother is that for thirty years she served the family nothing but leftovers. The original meal has never been found. Calvin Trillin
One advantage of a monarchy is that a monarchy does not suffer the effects of having great clots of white Christians moping around simply because they aren't the king or queen. Calvin Trillin
Health food makes me sick. Calvin Trillin
Health food makes me sick. Calvin Trillin
If law school is so hard to get through... how come there are so many lawyers? Calvin Trillin
When it comes to Chinese food I have always operated under the policy that the less known about the preparation the better. A wise diner who is invited to visit the kitchen replies by saying, as politely as possible, that he has a pressing engagement elsewhere. Calvin Trillin
Anybody who doesn't think that the best hamburger place in the world is in his home town is a sissy. Calvin Trillin
May is a perfect time to be in Tuscany — a time when it’s still not too hot for a contessa to spend some time next to the pool, gazing approvingly over the vineyards that surround her. Calvin Trillin
The most remarkable thing about my mother is that for thirty years she served the family nothing but leftovers. The original meal has never been found. Calvin Trillin
If bumblebee leavings and stump paste are good for you, why can't any of those guys (in the health stores) grow full beard? Calvin Trillin
I never eat in a restaurant that's over a hundred feet off the ground and won't stand still. Calvin Trillin
I'm in favor of liberalized immigration because of the effect it would have on restaurants. I’d let just about everybody in except the English. Calvin Trillin
At American weddings, the quality of the food is inversely proportional to the social position of the bride and groom. Calvin Trillin
I never did very well in math—I could never seem to persuade the teacher that I hadn't meant my answers literally. Calvin Trillin
I'm always in town for Halloween. Even if I didn't happen to enjoy walking in the Village Halloween parade in my ax murderer's mask, I would feel it my duty to be there because of the long-established role of a father in passing on important cultural traditions to the next generation. Calvin Trillin