Carol Burnett Sayings and Quotes

Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous old Carol Burnett quotes, Carol Burnett sayings, and Carol Burnett proverbs, collected over the years from a variety of sources.'

We don't stop going to school when we graduate. Carol Burnett
I have always grown from my problems and challenges, from the things that don't work out, that's when I've really learned. Carol Burnett
Only I can change my life. No one can do it for me. Carol Burnett
Having a baby is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head. Carol Burnett
We don't stop going to school when we graduate. Carol Burnett
Only I can change my life. No one can do it for me. Carol Burnett
It's also selfish because it makes you feel good when you help others. I've been helped by acts of kindness from strangers. That's why we're here, after all, to help others. Carol Burnett
Having a baby is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head. Carol Burnett
When things are a disappointment, try not to be so discouraged. Carol Burnett
Adolescence is just one big walking pimple. Carol Burnett
We don't stop going to school when we graduate. Carol Burnett
Only I can change my life. No one can do it for me. Carol Burnett
Only I can change my life. No one can do it for me. Carol Burnett
We don't stop going to school when we graduate. Carol Burnett
Because nobody goes through life without a scar. Carol Burnett
Comedy is a tragedy - plus time. Carol Burnett

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