Chris Rock Sayings and Quotes

Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous old Chris Rock quotes, Chris Rock sayings, and Chris Rock proverbs, collected over the years from a variety of sources.

Kids always act up the most before they go to sleep. Chris Rock
I don't get high, but sometimes I wish I did. That way, when I messed up in life I would have an excuse. But right now there's no rehab for stupidity. Chris Rock
Gay people got a right to be as miserable as everybody else. Chris Rock
If a woman tells you she's twenty and looks sixteen, she's twelve. If she tells you she's twenty-six and looks twenty-six, she's damn near forty. Chris Rock
Comedians tend to find a comfort zone and stay there and do lamer versions of themselves for the rest of their career. Chris Rock
Tomorrow is more sure than just about anything else in the entire world. Chris Rock
I live in a neighborhood so bad that you can get shot while getting shot. Chris Rock
Every man has to settle down eventually. You know why you gotta settle down eventually? Because you don't want to be the old guy in the club. You know what I'm talking about. Every club you go into, there's always some old guy. He ain't really old, just a little too old to be in the club. Chris Rock
Wealth is not about having a lot of money; it's about having a lot of options. Chris Rock
There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments. Chris Rock
Smart is knowing if you're dumb. Knowing when to shut up and to listen to people that are smarter than you. Chris Rock
A cat, by any other name, is still a sneaky little furball that barfs on the furniture. Chris Rock
A hot dog with an interesting person is an amazing meal. Chris Rock
Happy white peoples independence day the slaves weren't free but I'm sure they enjoyed fireworks. Chris Rock
You don't pay taxes-they take taxes. Chris Rock
You don't pay taxes-they take taxes. Chris Rock
Yeah, I love being famous. It's almost like being white, y'know? Chris Rock
There are only three things women need in life food, water, and compliments. Chris Rock