David Young Sayings and Quotes

Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous old David Young quotes, David Young sayings, and David Young proverbs, collected over the years from a variety of sources.'

Punctuality: the art of guessing how late the other person is going to be. David Young
I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always. David Young
If you want your wife to pay undivided attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. David Young
When a man and woman marry they become one. The trouble starts when they try to decide which one. David Young
Some women spend the first part of their lives looking for a husband, and the last part wondering where he is. David Young
You know the honeymoon is over when the husband takes his wife off the pedestal and puts her on a budget. David Young
My next house will have no kitchen, just vending machines. David Young
Gadget: Any mechanical device that performs a kitchen task in one-twentieth the time it takes to find it. David Young
Old basketball players never die. They just sit in front of you at the movies. David Young
A boss is someone who is early when you're late and late when you're early. David Young
Punctuality: The art of guessing how late the other person is going to be. David Young
Diplomacy: Telling your boss he has an open mind instead of telling him he has holes in his head. David Young
It takes real talent to be able to apologize in a manner that makes the offended person feel guilty. David Young
Kids will go upstairs to fetch something you're too lazy to fetch yourself - just for the fun of the trip. Of course they never come back with the thing you actually wanted. David Young
Quiet does not necessarily mean you don't need to worry. David Young
It is a mistake to believe that because a boy is quite, he is up to mischief; he may be asleep. David Young
It is easier to suffer silence if everyone knows about it. David Young