Dean Martin Sayings and Quotes

Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous old Dean Martin quotes, Dean Martin sayings, and Dean Martin proverbs, collected over the years from a variety of sources.

You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on. Dean Martin
You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on. Dean Martin
If you drink, don't drive. Don't even putt. Dean Martin
If you drink, don't drive. Don't even putt. Dean Martin
When asked for his hangover cure, I take the juice of two bottles of whisky. Dean Martin
If you drink don't drive. Don't even putt. Dean Martin
You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on. Dean Martin
If you drink, don’t drive. Don’t even putt. Dean Martin
So I'm not going to drink anymore. I'm going to freeze it now and eat it like a Popsicle. Dean Martin
Your love made it all worth waiting for some like you. Dean Martin
It looks like love It feels like love And I confess it's got me rocking on my heels like love How else can I account for that unexpected glow That turns the night to day each time we say hello Dean Martin
Your love made it all worth waiting for some like you. Dean Martin
If you drink don't drive, don't even putt. Dean Martin
You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on. Dean Martin
If you drink, don’t drive. Don’t even putt. Dean Martin
You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on. Dean Martin
If you drink, don’t drive. Don’t even putt. Dean Martin
You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on. Dean Martin