Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous
old Dov Davidoff quotes, Dov Davidoff sayings, and Dov Davidoff proverbs, collected over the years from a variety
of sources.'
Domestic abuse is wrong, but domestic retribution is okay.Dov Davidoff
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Being proud of your nationality is like congratulating yourself for inheriting money.Dov Davidoff
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Cupcakes are the tattooed brunette chick of the baked goods world.Dov Davidoff
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The color red is associated with romance and blood, but not at the same time.Dov Davidoff
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Being anti-social can also mean that you're aware of how annoying it is to be social.Dov Davidoff
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Happiness is a carnival game. It's never as easy as it looks, but the dumb ones always seem to be walking around with a big stuffed animal.Dov Davidoff
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If you hug someone goodbye and their response is what the hell are you doing? you may want to examine you're definition of close friend.Dov Davidoff
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Most people that commit to a life of celibacy weren't leaving that much on the table in the first place.Dov Davidoff
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Being anti-social can also mean that you're aware of how annoying it is to be social.Dov Davidoff
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Monogamy is god's way of making death seem like a more reasonable option.Dov Davidoff
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Water polo would be much more interesting if they hadn't gotten rid of the horses.Dov Davidoff
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People who say life is precious don't spend much time on line at the airport. Dov Davidoff
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Headphones aren't big enough these days. Why not just throw a couple of stereo speakers in a full face motorcycle helmet. Dov Davidoff
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Dating is great unless you don't like horrible awkwardness, lying, and a deep foreboding sense of disappointment that never goes away.Dov Davidoff
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Misery loves company which is ironic because it rarely throws dinner parties.Dov Davidoff
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Latin women enjoy being women more than other women.Dov Davidoff
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The entertainment business is to business what plastic flowers are to flowers.Dov Davidoff
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People that say I have a 'fear of commitment' don't understand my relationship with popcorn.Dov Davidoff
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The best thing about bugs is their lack of self consciousness, also the ability to fly doesn't hurtDov Davidoff
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False humility is thinly veiled ego disguised as self confidence.Dov Davidoff