Dov Davidoff Sayings and Quotes

Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous old Dov Davidoff quotes, Dov Davidoff sayings, and Dov Davidoff proverbs, collected over the years from a variety of sources.'

Domestic abuse is wrong, but domestic retribution is okay. Dov Davidoff
Being proud of your nationality is like congratulating yourself for inheriting money. Dov Davidoff
Cupcakes are the tattooed brunette chick of the baked goods world. Dov Davidoff
The color red is associated with romance and blood, but not at the same time. Dov Davidoff
Being anti-social can also mean that you're aware of how annoying it is to be social. Dov Davidoff
Happiness is a carnival game. It's never as easy as it looks, but the dumb ones always seem to be walking around with a big stuffed animal. Dov Davidoff
If you hug someone goodbye and their response is what the hell are you doing? you may want to examine you're definition of close friend. Dov Davidoff
Most people that commit to a life of celibacy weren't leaving that much on the table in the first place. Dov Davidoff
Being anti-social can also mean that you're aware of how annoying it is to be social. Dov Davidoff
Monogamy is god's way of making death seem like a more reasonable option. Dov Davidoff
Water polo would be much more interesting if they hadn't gotten rid of the horses. Dov Davidoff
People who say life is precious don't spend much time on line at the airport. Dov Davidoff
Headphones aren't big enough these days. Why not just throw a couple of stereo speakers in a full face motorcycle helmet. Dov Davidoff
Dating is great unless you don't like horrible awkwardness, lying, and a deep foreboding sense of disappointment that never goes away. Dov Davidoff
Misery loves company which is ironic because it rarely throws dinner parties. Dov Davidoff
Latin women enjoy being women more than other women. Dov Davidoff
The entertainment business is to business what plastic flowers are to flowers. Dov Davidoff
People that say I have a 'fear of commitment' don't understand my relationship with popcorn. Dov Davidoff
The best thing about bugs is their lack of self consciousness, also the ability to fly doesn't hurt Dov Davidoff
False humility is thinly veiled ego disguised as self confidence. Dov Davidoff

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