Finley Peter Dunne Sayings and Quotes

Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous old Finley Peter Dunne quotes, Finley Peter Dunne sayings, and Finley Peter Dunne proverbs, collected over the years from a variety of sources.'

A lie with a purpose is one of the worst kind, and the most profitable. Finley Peter Dunne
The past always looks better than it was because it isn't here. Finley Peter Dunne
Alcohol is necessary for a man so that he can have a good opinion of himself, undisturbed be the facts. Finley Peter Dunne
Comfort the afflicted, and afflict the comfortable. Finley Peter Dunne
The world is not growing worse and it is not growing better - it is just turning around as usual. Finley Peter Dunne
I wonder why you can always read a doctor's bill and you can never read his prescription. Finley Peter Dunne
The only good husbands stay bachelors: They're too considerate to get married. Finley Peter Dunne
If Christian scientists had more science and doctors more Christianity, it wouldn't make any difference which you called in - if you had a good nurse. Finley Peter Dunne
I wondher why ye can always read a doctor's bill an' ye niver can read his purscription. Finley Peter Dunne
Alcohol is necessary for a man so that he can have a good opinion of himself, undisturbed by the facts. Finley Peter Dunne
The past always looks better than it was. It's only pleasant because it isn't here. Finley Peter Dunne
Swearing was invented as a compromise between running away and fighting. Finley Peter Dunne
Alcohol is necessary for a man so that he can have a good opinion of himself, undisturbed be the facts. Finley Peter Dunne
Alcohol is necessary for a man so that he can have a good opinion of himself, undisturbed be the facts. Finley Peter Dunne
A firm belief attracts facts. They come out in holes in the ground an' cracks in the' wall to support belief, but they run away from doubt. Finley Peter Dunne
If Christian scientists had more science and doctors more Christianity, it wouldn't make any difference which you called in - if you had a good nurse. Finley Peter Dunne