Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous
old Frank Zappa quotes, Frank Zappa sayings, and Frank Zappa proverbs, collected over the years from a variety
of sources.'
The United States is a nation of laws: badly written and randomly enforced.Frank Zappa
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I never set out to be weird. It was always other people who called me weird.Frank Zappa
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Without deviation from the norm, progress is not possible.Frank Zappa
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I never set out to be weird. It was always the other people who called me weird.Frank Zappa
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You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline - it helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer.Frank Zappa
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There's a world, you see, which has people in it who believe in a variety of different things. Everybody believes in something and everybody, by virtue of the fact that they believe in something, use that something to support their own existence.Frank Zappa
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It isn't necessary to imagine the world ending in fire or ice. There are two other possibilities: one is paperwork, and the other is nostalgia.Frank Zappa
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Life is a drama full of tragedy and comedy. You should learn to enjoy the comic episodes a little more.Frank Zappa
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Some people. Some people like cupcakes exclusively, while myself, I say, There is naught nor ought there be nothing so exalted on the face of god's grey earth as that prince of foods. the muffin!Frank Zappa
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A mind is like a parachute. It doesn't work if it is not open.Frank Zappa
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Jazz is not dead, it just smells funny.Frank Zappa
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You can't always write a chord ugly enough to say what you want to say, so sometimes you have to rely on a giraffe filled with whipped cream.Frank Zappa
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Without deviation from the norm, progress is not possible.Frank Zappa
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Republicans stand for raw, unbridled evil and greed and ignorance smothered in balloons and ribbons.Frank Zappa
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Communism doesn't work because people like to own stuff.Frank Zappa
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A composer is a guy who goes around forcing his will on unsuspecting air molecules, often with the assistance of unsuspecting musicians.Frank Zappa
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A composer's job involves the decoration of fragments of time.Frank Zappa
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A mind is like a parachute. It doesn't work if it is not open.Frank Zappa
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The only difference between a cult and a religion is the amount of real estate they own.Frank Zappa
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If classical music is the state of the art, then the arts are in a sad state. Frank Zappa
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Nobody looks good with brown lipstick on.Frank Zappa
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Anyone who is disturbed by the idea of newts in a nightclub is potentially dangerous.Frank Zappa
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A wise man once said, never discuss philosophy or politics in a disco environment.Frank Zappa
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Disco satisfied social as well as musical needs. Disco people got to dress up all the time and go to places ... where everybody sort of 'looked good' - and later, after an evening of chemical alteration, everybody looked even better, and the next thing they knew, they were getting The Blox Job.Frank Zappa
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Organized religions by their very natures are misleading.Frank Zappa
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There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.Frank Zappa
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Music, in performance, is a type of sculpture. The air in the performance space is sculpted into something.Frank Zappa
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Without music to decorate it, time is just a bunch of boring production deadlines or dates by which bills must be paid.Frank Zappa
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Without music to decorate it, time is just a bunch of boring production deadlines or dates by which bills must be paid.Frank Zappa
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A drug is neither moral or immoral—it's a chemical compound. The compound itself is not a menace to society until a human being treats it as if consumption bestowed a temporary license to act like an a**hole.Frank Zappa