J.d. Salinger Sayings and Quotes

Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous old J.d. Salinger quotes, J.d. Salinger sayings, and J.d. Salinger proverbs, collected over the years from a variety of sources.'

You can't stop a teacher when they want to do something. They just do it. J.D. Salinger
People always clap for the wrong things. J.D. Salinger
It's funny. All you have to do is say something nobody understands and they'll do practically anything you want them to. J.D. Salinger
Don't ever tell anybody anything. If you do, you start missing everybody. J.D. Salinger
The mark of the immature man is that he wants to die nobly for a cause, while the mark of the mature man is that he wants to live humbly for one. J.D. Salinger
People with red hair are supposed to get mad very easily and he had very red hair. J.D. Salinger
You can't stop a teacher when they want to do something. They just do it. J.D. Salinger
If you're not in the mood, you can't do that stuff right. J.D. Salinger
If you do something too good, then, after a while, if you don't watch it, you start showing off. And then you're not as good any more. J.D. Salinger
Anyway, I'm sort of glad they’ve got the atomic bomb invented. If there’s ever another war. I’m going to sit right the hell on top of it. I’ll volunteer for it, I swear to God I will. J.D. Salinger
Please accept from me this unpretentious bouquet of very early-blooming parentheses: (((()))). J.D. Salinger
That's the thing about girls. Every time they do something pretty, even if they're not much to look at, or even if they're sort of stupid, you fall in love with them, and then you never know where the hell you are. Girls. Jesus Christ. They can drive you crazy. They really can. J.D. Salinger
The mark of the immature man is that he wants to die nobly for a cause, while the mark of the mature man is that he wants to live humbly for one. J.D. Salinger
Don't ever tell anybody anything. If you do, you start missing everybody. J.D. Salinger
She looked as if her phone had been ringing continually ever since she had reached puberty. J.D. Salinger
I'm sick of just liking people. I wish to God I could meet somebody I could respect. J.D. Salinger
If a girl looks swell when she meets you, who gives a damn if she's late? J.D. Salinger
Who wants flowers when you're dead? Nobody. J.D. Salinger
The fact is always obvious much too late, but the most singular differennce between happiness and joy is that happiness is a solid and joy a liquid. J.D. Salinger