Jean Kerr Sayings and Quotes

Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous old Jean Kerr quotes, Jean Kerr sayings, and Jean Kerr proverbs, collected over the years from a variety of sources.

Being divorced is like being hit by a Mack truck. If you live through it, you start looking very carefully to the right and to the left. Jean Kerr
Now the thing about having a baby - and I can't be the first person to have noticed this - is that thereafter you have it. Jean Kerr
I feel about airplanes the way I feel about diets. It seems to me they are wonderful things for other people to go on. Jean Kerr
Being divorced is like being hit by a Mack truck. If you live through it, you start looking very carefully to the right and to the left. Jean Kerr
Being divorced is like being hit by a Mack truck. If you live through it, you start looking very carefully to the right and to the left. Jean Kerr
A lawyer is never entirely comfortable with a friendly divorce, anymore than a good mortician wants to finish his job and then have the patient sit up on the table. Jean Kerr
Marrying a man is like buying something you've been admiring for a long time in a shop window. You may love it when you get it home, but it doesn't always go with everything else in the house. Jean Kerr
When the grandmothers of today hear the word 'Chippendales,' they don't necessarily think of chairs. Jean Kerr
Do you know how helpless you feel if you have a full cup of coffee in your hand and you start to sneeze? Jean Kerr
A man speaks only when driven to speech by something outside himself - like, for instance, he can't find any clean socks. Jean Kerr
I'm tired of all this nonsense about beauty being skin deep. That's deep enough. What do you want, an adorable pancreas? Jean Kerr
I'm tired of all this nonsense about beauty being only skin deep. That's deep enough. What do you want--and adorable pancreas? Jean Kerr
Do you know how helpless you feel if you have a full cup of coffee in your hand and you start to sneeze? Jean Kerr
I’m tired of all this nonsense about beauty being only skin-deep. That’s deep enough. What do you want, an adorable pancreas? Jean Kerr
Do you know how helpless you feel if you have a full cup of coffee in your hand and you start to sneeze? Jean Kerr
Marrying a man is like buying something you’ve been admiring for a long time in a shop window. You may love it when you get it home, but it doesn’t always go with everything else in the house. Jean Kerr
The average, healthy, well-adjusted adult gets up at seven-thirty in the morning feeling just plain terrible. Jean Kerr
When the grandmothers of today hear the word Chippendales, they don't necessarily think of chairs. Jean Kerr
Marrying a man is like buying something you’ve been admiring for a long time in a shop window. You may love it when you get it home, but it doesn’t always go with everything else in the house. Jean Kerr
Do you know how helpless you feel if you have a full cup of coffee in your hand and you start to sneeze? Jean Kerr