Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous
old Jean Kerr quotes, Jean Kerr sayings, and Jean Kerr proverbs, collected over the years from a variety
of sources.'
Being divorced is like being hit by a Mack truck. If you live through it, you start looking very carefully to the right and to the left.Jean Kerr
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Now the thing about having a baby - and I can't be the first person to have noticed this - is that thereafter you have it.Jean Kerr
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I feel about airplanes the way I feel about diets. It seems to me they are wonderful things for other people to go on.Jean Kerr
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Being divorced is like being hit by a Mack truck. If you live through it, you start looking very carefully to the right and to the left.Jean Kerr
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Being divorced is like being hit by a Mack truck. If you live through it, you start looking very carefully to the right and to the left.Jean Kerr
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A lawyer is never entirely comfortable with a friendly divorce, anymore than a good mortician wants to finish his job and then have the patient sit up on the table.Jean Kerr
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Marrying a man is like buying something you've been admiring for a long time in a shop window. You may love it when you get it home, but it doesn't always go with everything else in the house.Jean Kerr
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When the grandmothers of today hear the word 'Chippendales,' they don't necessarily think of chairs.Jean Kerr
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Do you know how helpless you feel if you have a full cup of coffee in your hand and you start to sneeze?Jean Kerr
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A man speaks only when driven to speech by something outside himself - like, for instance, he can't find any clean socks.Jean Kerr
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I'm tired of all this nonsense about beauty being skin deep. That's deep enough. What do you want, an adorable pancreas?Jean Kerr
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I'm tired of all this nonsense about beauty being only skin deep. That's deep enough. What do you want--and adorable pancreas?Jean Kerr
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Do you know how helpless you feel if you have a full cup of coffee in your hand and you start to sneeze?Jean Kerr
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I’m tired of all this nonsense about beauty being only skin-deep. That’s deep enough. What do you want, an adorable pancreas?Jean Kerr
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Do you know how helpless you feel if you have a full cup of coffee in your hand and you start to sneeze?Jean Kerr
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Marrying a man is like buying something you’ve been admiring for a long time in a shop window. You may love it when you get it home, but it doesn’t always go with everything else in the house.Jean Kerr
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The average, healthy, well-adjusted adult gets up at seven-thirty in the morning feeling just plain terrible.Jean Kerr
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When the grandmothers of today hear the word Chippendales, they don't necessarily think of chairs.Jean Kerr
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Marrying a man is like buying something you’ve been admiring for a long time in a shop window. You may love it when you get it home, but it doesn’t always go with everything else in the house.Jean Kerr
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Do you know how helpless you feel if you have a full cup of coffee in your hand and you start to sneeze? Jean Kerr
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As someone pointed out recently, if you can keep your head when all about you is losing theirs, it's just possible you haven't grasped the situation.Jean Kerr