Jim Butcher Sayings and Quotes

Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous old Jim Butcher quotes, Jim Butcher sayings, and Jim Butcher proverbs, collected over the years from a variety of sources.

Discretion is the better part of not getting exsanguinated. Jim Butcher
Laughter is good for you. Nine out of ten stand-up comedians recommend laughter in the face of intense stupidity. Jim Butcher
Laugh whenever you can. Keeps you from killing yourself when things are bad. That and vodka. Jim Butcher
Growing up is all about getting hurt. And then getting over it. You hurt. You recover. You move on. Odds are pretty good you're just going to get hurt again. But each time, you learn something. Jim Butcher
Growing up is all about getting hurt. And then getting over it. You hurt. You recover. You move on. Odds are pretty good you're just going to get hurt again. But each time, you learn something. Jim Butcher
Wake up on monday and start your day with a lot of awesomeness and you will get happiness back. Jim Butcher
Life is a journey. Time is a river. The door is ajar. Jim Butcher
So really, it was just as well that Godmother had caught up to me, in spite of my best efforts to avoid her. I'd hate to find out that the universe really wasn't conspiring against me. It would jerk the rug out from under my persecution complex. Jim Butcher
Easter has been cancelled - they found the body. Jim Butcher
My hair had grown out long and shaggy not in that sexy young rock star kind of way but in that time to take rover to the groomer kind of way. Jim Butcher
Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of trauma, I will fear no concussion. Jim Butcher
Graves aren't for the dead. They're for the loved ones the dead leave behind them. Once those loved ones have gone, once all the lives that have touched the occupant of any given grave had ended, then the grave's purpose was fulfilled and ended. Jim Butcher
I wouldn't burden any decent system of faith by participating in it... I'm not agnostic. Just nonpartisan. Theological switzerland, that's me. Jim Butcher
A pure heart and mind only takes you so far - sooner or later the hormones have their say, too. Jim Butcher
Most of the bad guys in the real world don't know that they are bad guys. You don't get a flashing warning sign that you're about to damn yourself. It sneaks up on you when you aren't looking. Jim Butcher
But I don't understand God. I don't understand how he could see the way people treat one another, and not chalk up the whole human race as a bad idea. Jim Butcher
Likest thou jelly within thy doughnut? Jim Butcher
When everything goes to hell, the people who stand by you without flinching — they are your family. Jim Butcher
When everything goes to hell, the people who stand by you without flinching — they are your family. Jim Butcher
Anger is just anger. It isn't good. It isn't bad. It just is. What you do with it is what matters. It's like anything else. You can use it to build or to destroy. You just have to make the choice. Jim Butcher
When everything goes to hell, the people who stand by you without flinching — they are your family. Jim Butcher
Keep it up, wise guy. I'm always going to be taller than you once you're lying unconscious on the ground. Jim Butcher
Magic comes from what is inside you. It is a part of you. You can't weave together a spell that you don't believe in. Jim Butcher
What goes around comes around. And sometimes you get what’s coming around. Jim Butcher
Many things are not as they seem: The worst things in life never are. Jim Butcher
'You're in America now,' I said. 'Our idea of diplomacy is showing up with a gun in one hand and a sandwich in the other and asking which you'd prefer.' Jim Butcher