Jimmy Buffett Sayings and Quotes

Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous old Jimmy Buffett quotes, Jimmy Buffett sayings, and Jimmy Buffett proverbs, collected over the years from a variety of sources.

If there's a heaven for me, I'm sure it has a beach attached to it. Jimmy Buffett
Quitting doesn't enter my mind. Jimmy Buffett
It's a fine line between Saturday night and Sunday morning. Jimmy Buffett
Go fast enough to get there, but slow enough to see. Jimmy Buffett
It was too much Tequila, or not quite enough. Jimmy Buffett
Therapy is extremely expensive. Popping bubble wrap is radically cheap. Jimmy Buffett
If life gives you limes, make margaritas. Jimmy Buffett
Gluttony, do not eat thy neighbor's wife's popcorn. Jimmy Buffett
Wrinkles will only go where the smiles have been. Jimmy Buffett
This morning I shot six holes in my freezer. I think I've got cabin fever. Jimmy Buffett
I'd like to be a jellyfish, 'cause jellyfish don't pay rent. Jimmy Buffett
I've got a Caribbean soul I can barely control, and some Texas hidden here in my heart! Jimmy Buffett
Squalls out on the gulf stream / Big storm comming soon / Passed out in my hammock / God, I slept till way past noon. Jimmy Buffett
There are relics from Apollo trips / When the earthmen came to play / And a hammock from a distant star / Out in the Milky Way. Jimmy Buffett
Ain't no registration / Ain't no student loan / You may not learn to read or write / But you will surely learn to roll dem bones / Get on back to school. Jimmy Buffett
Found myself a matchbook / Beside some hotel bed / Opened it up and looked inside / And this is what it said / Get on back to school. Jimmy Buffett
Every day held a new surprise / I watched the hunger burning in my sister's eyes / The paste-board shack we called home / Would haunt me in my dreams / Cause there's nothing soft about hard times Jimmy Buffett
We never knew anything groovy / A dime meant bread and not a movie Jimmy Buffett
The muscles that controlled my smile were rarely ever used / Cause there's nothing soft about hard times Jimmy Buffett
Had to go 'cause I could see I wasn't meant for poverty / The family ties were broken soon and I went off to find the moon Jimmy Buffett
So I sit on a bench in Jackson Square / I drink my wine and I breathe the midnight air / Tomorrow I'll just hit the street and bum another dime / Cause there's nothing soft about hard times Jimmy Buffett
Ain't no registration / Ain't no student loan / You may not learn to read or write / But you will surely learn to roll dem bones / Get on back to school. Jimmy Buffett
Found myself a matchbook / Beside some hotel bed / Opened it up and looked inside / And this is what it said / Get on back to school. Jimmy Buffett
I feel like goin' surfing in a hurricane / I feel like makin' love in the pouring rain / I ain't afraid of dying / I don't need to explain / I feel like goin' surfing in a hurricane Jimmy Buffett
Is it ignorance or apathy? Hey, I don't know and I don't care. Jimmy Buffett
Don't try to describe the ocean if you've never seen it. Jimmy Buffett
The ocean has always been a salve to my soul. Jimmy Buffett
Indecision may or may not be my problem. Jimmy Buffett
Wrinkles will only go where the smiles have been. Jimmy Buffett
You find as a writer that there are certain spots on the planet where you write better than others, and I believe in that. And New Orleans is one of them. Jimmy Buffett