Joan Collins Sayings and Quotes

Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous old Joan Collins quotes, Joan Collins sayings, and Joan Collins proverbs, collected over the years from a variety of sources.

Age is just a number. It's totally irrelevant unless, of course, you happen to be a bottle of wine. Joan Collins
I don't look my age, I don't feel my age and I don't act my age. To me age is just a number. Joan Collins
You can't help getting older, but you can help yourself from becoming old and infirm, in mind as well as body. Joan Collins
Age is just a number. It's totally irrelevant unless, of course, you happen to be a bottle of wine. Joan Collins
Age is just a number. It's totally irrelevant unless, of course, you happen to be a bottle of wine. Joan Collins
Only fine cigars are worth smoking and only men who smoke fine cigars are worth kissing. Joan Collins
If life throws you a lemon - make lemonade. Joan Collins
The cosmetics industry has much to answer for. It's a multi-million- pound confidence trick based on giving women endless hope, courtesy of overpriced little pots. Joan Collins
The secret of having a personal life is not answering too many questions about it. Joan Collins
Lipstick is the best cosmetic that exists. Joan Collins
The body is like a car: the older you become the more care you have to take care of it - and you don't leave a Ferrari out in the sun. Joan Collins
Isn't three quarters of life a guilty pleasure? Joan Collins
Show me a person who has never made a mistake and I’ll show you someone who has never achieved much. Joan Collins
Age is just a number. It's totally irrelevant unless, of course, you happen to be a bottle of wine. Joan Collins
Show me a person who has never made a mistake and I'll show you someone who has never achieved much. Joan Collins
The secret of having a personal life is not answering too many questions about it. Joan Collins