John Mayer Sayings and Quotes

Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous old John Mayer quotes, John Mayer sayings, and John Mayer proverbs, collected over the years from a variety of sources.

If you had started doing anything two weeks ago, by today you would have been two weeks better at it. John Mayer
You learn to like someone when you find out what makes them laugh, but you can never truly love someone until you find out what makes them cry. John Mayer
High School is like a spork: it's a crappy spoon and a crappy fork, so in the end it's just plain useless. John Mayer
I lost my head for a little while. John Mayer
When you're dreaming with a broken heart, the waking up is the hardest part. You roll outta bed and down on your knees and for a moment you can hardly breathe. John Mayer
Someday, everything will make perfect sense. So for now, laugh at the confusion, smile through the tears, be strong and keep reminding yourself that everything happens for a reason. John Mayer
Belief is a beautiful armor, but it makes for the heaviest sword. John Mayer
Everybody is a stranger, but that's the danger in going my own way. John Mayer
A man's got two shots for jewelry: a wedding ring and a watch. The watch is a lot easier to get on and off than a wedding ring. John Mayer
Everybody is just a stranger, but that's the danger in going my own way. John Mayer
They say stay in the lines, but there's always something better on the other side. John Mayer
Not worrying is a skill. It's a skill not breaking down every single moment. John Mayer
Atlanta's my musical home. It really was the place where I really came alive. John Mayer
Numb is the new deep, done with the old me, and talk is the same cheap it's been. John Mayer
You can't spell 'developer' without 'devel.' John Mayer
A little bit of summer is what the whole year is all about. John Mayer
A little bit of summer is what the whole year is all about. John Mayer
A little bit of summer is what the whole year is all about. John Mayer
Anything other than a yes is no / Anything other than staying is go / Anything less than I love you, is lying John Mayer
No, it's never on the day you leave That you remember Christmas Eve And all the things you miss about her crazy family John Mayer
Most people are the 8 color boxes, but what you’re really looking for are the 64 color boxes with the sharpeners on the back. I fancy myself to be a 64 color box, though I’ve got a few missing. It’s okay though, because I’ve got some more vibrant colors like periwinkle at my disposal... I mean there are so many different colors of life, of feeling, of articulation. So when I meet someone who’s an 8 color type… I’m like, hey girl, Magenta! and she’s like, oh, you mean purple! and she goes off on her purple thing, and I’m like, no I want Magenta! John Mayer