Joss Whedon Sayings and Quotes

Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous old Joss Whedon quotes, Joss Whedon sayings, and Joss Whedon proverbs, collected over the years from a variety of sources.

Horror movies don't exist unless you go and see them, and people always will. Joss Whedon
Very occasionally, if you pay really close attention, life doesn't suck. Joss Whedon
I'm not a leader now. I'm a whole damn army. Joss Whedon
I am a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar! Joss Whedon
Everything is a drug. Family, art, causes, new shoes... We're all just tweaking our chem to avoid the void. Joss Whedon
Humor keeps us alive. Humor and food. Don't forget food. You can go a week without laughing. Joss Whedon
Very occasionally, if you pay really close attention, life doesn't suck. Joss Whedon
Faith in God means believing absolutely in something with no proof whatsoever. Faith in humanity means believing absolutely in something with a huge amount of proof to the contrary. We are the true believers. Joss Whedon
Absolutely eat dessert first. The thing that you want to do the most, do that. Joss Whedon
I had older brothers, and I don't think there's anything worse than an older brother. They pretty much told me the end of everything they got to see before I did. Joss Whedon
Every day's a negotiation and sometimes it's done with guns. Joss Whedon
The news isn't there to tell you what happened. It's there to tell you what it wants you to hear or what it thinks you want to hear. Joss Whedon
Loneliness is about the scariest thing out there. Joss Whedon
The secret to multitasking is that it isn't actually multitasking. It's just extreme focus and organization. Joss Whedon
If you try to multitask in the classic sense of doing two things at once, what you end up doing is quasi-tasking. It's like being with children. You have to give it your full attention for however much time you have, and then you have to give something else your full attention. Joss Whedon
The misogyny that is in every culture is not a true part of the human condition. It is life out of balance, and that imbalance is sucking something out of the soul of every man and woman who's confronted with it. Joss Whedon
Let's put it this way: If a raccoon can carry a movie, then they believe maybe even a woman can. Joss Whedon
Horror movies don't exist unless you go and see them, and people always will. Joss Whedon
Make it dark, make it grim, make it tough, but then, for the love of God, tell a joke. Joss Whedon
If every vampire who said he was at The Crucifixion, was actually there, it would have been like Woodstock. Joss Whedon
If nothing we do matters, then all that matters is what we do. Joss Whedon
Never sit at a table you can't walk away from. Joss Whedon
I love all genres. The only thing I get stymied by is the Family Drama. I don't necessarily know how to approach that. Joss Whedon
Does anybody remember when Saturday night meant date night? Joss Whedon
I always believe in just have as much fun as you can so that when you're in the part that you hate, there's a light at the end of the tunnel, that you're closed to finished. Joss Whedon
The thing about a hero, is even when it doesn't look like there's a light at the end of the tunnel, he's going to keep digging, he's going to keep trying to do right and make up for what's gone before, just because that's who he is. Joss Whedon
Whatever makes you weird is probably your greatest asset. Joss Whedon
Everybody who labels themselves a 'nerd' isn't some giant person locked in a cubby hole who's never seen the opposite sex. Especially with the way the Internet is now, I think that definition is getting a little more diffuse. Joss Whedon
Avoiding stress isn't the secret. You know, for a man who's supposed to be avoiding stress, you picked a place to settle. Joss Whedon
If you can't run, you crawl. If you can't crawl you find someone to carry you. Joss Whedon