Judith Viorst Quotes and Sayings

Judith Viorst Sayings and Quotes

Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous old Judith Viorst quotes, Judith Viorst sayings, and Judith Viorst proverbs, collected over the years from a variety of sources.'

One advantage of marriage is that, when you fall out of love with him or he falls out of love with you, it keeps you together until you fall in again. Judith Viorst

Strength is the capacity to break a chocolate bar into four pieces with your bare hands and then eat just one of the pieces. Judith Viorst

Superstition is foolish, childish, primitive, and irrational-but how much does it cost you to knock on wood? Judith Viorst

You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned. Judith Viorst

Close friends contribute to our personal growth. They also contribute to our personal pleasure, making the music sound sweeter, the wine taste richer, the laughter ring louder because they are there. Judith Viorst

Love is much nicer to be in than an automobile accident, a tight girdle, a higher tax bracket or a holding pattern over Philadelphia. Judith Viorst

Strength is the capacity to break a chocolate bar into four pieces with your bare hands - and then eat just one of the pieces. Judith Viorst

Brevity may be the soul of wit, but not when someone's saying "I love you. Judith Viorst

But it's hard to be hip over thirty when everyone else is nineteen, when the last dance we learned was the Lindy, and the last we heard, girls who looked like Barbara Streisand were trying to do something about it. Judith Viorst

My mom says I'm her sugarplum, my mom says I'm her lamb / My mom says I'm completely perfect, just the way I am / My mom says I'm a super-special, wonderful, terrific little guy / My mom just had another baby, why? Judith Viorst

Strength is the capacity to break a chocolate bar into four pieces with your bare hands and then eat just one of the pieces. Judith Viorst

One advantage of marriage is that, when you fall out of love with him or he falls out of love with you, it keeps you together until you fall in again. Judith Viorst

Lust is what keeps you wanting to do it even when you have no desire to be with each other. Love is what makes you want to be with each other even when you have no desire to do it. Judith Viorst

Strength is the capacity to break a chocolate bar into four pieces with your bare hands - and then eat just one of the pieces. Judith Viorst

We lose not only through death but also by leaving and being left, by changing and letting go and moving on. Judith Viorst

Our losses include not only our separations and departures from those we love but our conscious and unconscious losses of romantic dreams, impossible expectations, illusions of freedom and power, illusions of safety— and the loss of our own younger self, the self that thought it would always be unwrinkled and invulnerable and immortal. Judith Viorst

Love is the same as like except you feel sexier. Judith Viorst