Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous
old Laurence J. Peter quotes, Laurence J. Peter sayings, and Laurence J. Peter proverbs, collected over the years from a variety
of sources.'
A man convinced against his will is of the same opinion still. Laurence J. Peter
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It's better to have loved and lost than to have to do forty pounds of laundry a week.Laurence J. Peter
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You can always tell a real friend: when you've made a fool of yourself he doesn't feel you've done a permanent job.Laurence J. Peter
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America is a country that doesn't know where it is going but is determined to set a speed record getting there.Laurence J. Peter
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The best intelligence test is what we do with our leisure.Laurence J. Peter
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An intelligence test sometimes shows a man how smart he would have been not to have taken it.Laurence J. Peter
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Make three correct guesses consecutively and you will establish a reputation as an expert.Laurence J. Peter
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If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.Laurence J. Peter
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Speak when you are angry--and you will make the best speech you'll ever regret.Laurence J. Peter
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Heredity is what sets the parents of a teenager wondering about each other.Laurence J. Peter
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Don't believe in miracles - depend on them.Laurence J. Peter
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Two things reduce prejudice: education and laughter.Laurence J. Peter
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Heredity is what sets the parents of a teenager wondering about each other.Laurence J. Peter
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Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than going to the garage makes you a car.Laurence J. Peter
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You can always tell a real friend: when you've made a fool of yourself he doesn't feel you've done a permanent job.Laurence J. Peter
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You can always tell a real friend: when you've made a fool of yourself he doesn't feel you've done a permanent job.Laurence J. Peter
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You can always tell a real friend: when you've made a fool of yourself he doesn't feel you've done a permanent job.Laurence J. Peter
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Every girl should use what Mother Nature gave her before Father Time takes it away.Laurence J. Peter
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It's better to have loved and lost than to have to do forty pounds of laundry a week.Laurence J. Peter
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Cleaning anything involves making something else dirty, but anything can get dirty without something else getting clean.Laurence J. Peter
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Make three correct guesses consecutively and you will establish a reputation as an expert.Laurence J. Peter
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Cleaning anything involves making something else dirty, but anything can get dirty without something else getting clean.Laurence J. Peter
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There is no stigma attached to recognizing a bad decision in time to install a better one.Laurence J. Peter
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Cleaning anything involves making something else dirty, but anything can get dirty without something else getting clean.Laurence J. Peter
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A pessimist is a man who looks both ways when he crosses the street.Laurence J. Peter
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A pessimist is a man who looks both ways when he crosses the street.Laurence J. Peter
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Television has changed the American child from an irresistable force to an immovable object.Laurence J. Peter
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Bureaucracy defends the status quo long past the time when the quo has lost its status.Laurence J. Peter
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If a cluttered desk is the sign of a cluttered mind, what is the significance of a clean desk?Laurence J. Peter
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Before publishers' blurbs were invented, authors had to make their reputations by writing.Laurence J. Peter