Lewis Carroll Sayings and Quotes

Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous old Lewis Carroll quotes, Lewis Carroll sayings, and Lewis Carroll proverbs, collected over the years from a variety of sources.

If you don't know where you're going, any road will get you there. Lewis Carroll
If everybody minded their own business, the world would go around a great deal faster than it does. Lewis Carroll
The things most people want to know about are usually none of their business. Lewis Carroll
If you don't know where you're going, any road will take you there. Lewis Carroll
She's in that state of mind that she wants to deny something -only she doesn't know what to deny! Lewis Carroll
Begin at the beginning, and go on till you come to the end: then stop. Lewis Carroll
If you don't know where you are going, any road will get you there. Lewis Carroll
No good fish goes anywhere without a porpoise. Lewis Carroll
Who in the world am I? Ah, that's the great puzzle. Lewis Carroll
One thing was certain, that the white kitten had had nothing to do with it- it was the black kitten's fault entirely. Lewis Carroll
Read the directions and directly you will be directed in the right direction. Lewis Carroll
Begin at the beginning and go on till you come to the end; then stop. Lewis Carroll
Courtesy is a small act but it packs a mighty wallop. Lewis Carroll
Everything is funny, if you can laugh at it. Lewis Carroll
There's no use in comparing one's feelings between one day and the next; you must allow a reasonable interval, for the direction of change to show itself. Lewis Carroll
Where one is hopelessly undecided as to what to say, there (as Confucius would have said, if they had given him the opportunity) silence is golden. Lewis Carroll
A thick stick in one's hand makes people respectful. Lewis Carroll
The sea was wet as wet could be, the sands were dry as dry. You could not see a cloud, because no cloud was in the sky. Lewis Carroll
You shouldn’t make jokes if it makes you so unhappy. Lewis Carroll
I wonder if that's the reason Insects are so fond of flying into candles - because they want to turn into Snap-dragon-flies! Lewis Carroll
There comes a pause, for human strength will not endure to dance without cessation; and everyone must reach the point at length of absolute prostration. Lewis Carroll
They sought it with thimbles, they sought it with care; They pursued it with forks and hope; They threatened its life with a railway-share; They charmed it with smiles and soap. Lewis Carroll
What I tell you three times is true. Lewis Carroll
I give myself very good advice, but I very seldom follow it. Lewis Carroll
If you don’t know where you are going, any road will get you there. Lewis Carroll
Little Birds are dining / Warily and well, / Hid in mossy cell. Lewis Carroll
Little Birds are tasting / Gratitude and gold, / Pale with sudden cold: / Pale, I say, and wrinkled - / When the bells have tinkled, / And the Tale is told. Lewis Carroll
I wonder if the snow loves the trees and fields that it kisses them so gently? And then it covers them up snug, you know, with a white quilt; and perhaps it says, 'Go to sleep, darlings, till the summer comes again.' Lewis Carroll
Speak roughly to your little boy and beat him when he sneezes! He only does it to annoy, because he knows it teases! Lewis Carroll
There are three hundred and sixty-four days when you get un-birthday presents—... And only one for birthday presents, you know. Lewis Carroll