Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous
old Noel Coward quotes, Noel Coward sayings, and Noel Coward proverbs, collected over the years from a variety
of sources.'
If you must have motivation, think of your paycheck on Friday. Noel Coward
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It's discouraging to think how many people are shocked by honesty and how few by deceit.Noel Coward
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I have a memory like an elephant. In fact, elephants often consult me.Noel Coward
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We have no reliable guarantee that the afterlife will be any less exasperating than this one, have we?Noel Coward
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It is discouraging how many people are shocked by honesty and how few by deceit.Noel Coward
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Wit ought to be a glorious treat like caviar; never spread it about like marmalade.Noel Coward
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For gin, in cruel sober truth, supplies the fuel for flaming youth.Noel Coward
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A perfect martini should be made by filling a glass with gin then waving it in the general direction of Italy.Noel Coward
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Trust your instincts. If you have no instincts, trust your impulses.Noel Coward
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I don't believe in astrology. The only stars I can blame for my failures are those that walk about the stage.  Noel Coward
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There’s sand in the porridge and sand in the bed, and if this is pleasure we’d rather be dead.Noel Coward
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Passion in a dromedary doesn't go so deep; a camel when it's mating never sobs itself to sleep.Noel Coward
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Hurray, hurray, hurray! / Trouble is on the way. / There are bad times just around the corner, / The horizon's gloomy as can beNoel Coward
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Time may lie heavy between / But what has been / is past forgetting / This sweet memory / Across the years / Will come to meNoel Coward
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Work is fun, and there is no fun like work.Noel Coward
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TV is for appearing on-not for looking at.Noel Coward
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I believe the more you love a man, / The more you give your trust, / The more you're bound to lose; / Although, when shadows fall I think if only / Somebody splendid really needed me, / Somebody affectionate and dear, / Cares would be ended / If I knew that he wanted to have me near.Noel Coward
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I do not approve of mourning; I approve only of remembering.Noel Coward
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I'll go through life either first class or third, but never in second.Noel Coward
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The Stately Homes of England, / How beautifully they stand, / To prove the upper classes / Have still the upper hand.Noel Coward