Noel Coward Sayings and Quotes

Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous old Noel Coward quotes, Noel Coward sayings, and Noel Coward proverbs, collected over the years from a variety of sources.

If you must have motivation, think of your paycheck on Friday. Noel Coward
It's discouraging to think how many people are shocked by honesty and how few by deceit. Noel Coward
I have a memory like an elephant. In fact, elephants often consult me. Noel Coward
We have no reliable guarantee that the afterlife will be any less exasperating than this one, have we? Noel Coward
It is discouraging how many people are shocked by honesty and how few by deceit. Noel Coward
Wit ought to be a glorious treat like caviar; never spread it about like marmalade. Noel Coward
For gin, in cruel sober truth, supplies the fuel for flaming youth. Noel Coward
A perfect martini should be made by filling a glass with gin then waving it in the general direction of Italy. Noel Coward
Trust your instincts. If you have no instincts, trust your impulses. Noel Coward
I don't believe in astrology.  The only stars I can blame for my failures are those that walk about the stage.   Noel Coward
There’s sand in the porridge and sand in the bed, and if this is pleasure we’d rather be dead. Noel Coward
Passion in a dromedary doesn't go so deep; a camel when it's mating never sobs itself to sleep. Noel Coward
Hurray, hurray, hurray! / Trouble is on the way. / There are bad times just around the corner, / The horizon's gloomy as can be Noel Coward
Time may lie heavy between / But what has been / is past forgetting / This sweet memory / Across the years / Will come to me Noel Coward
Work is fun, and there is no fun like work. Noel Coward
TV is for appearing on-not for looking at. Noel Coward
I believe the more you love a man, / The more you give your trust, / The more you're bound to lose; / Although, when shadows fall I think if only / Somebody splendid really needed me, / Somebody affectionate and dear, / Cares would be ended / If I knew that he wanted to have me near. Noel Coward