Nora Ephron Sayings and Quotes

Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous old Nora Ephron quotes, Nora Ephron sayings, and Nora Ephron proverbs, collected over the years from a variety of sources.

Marriages come and go, but divorces are forever. Nora Ephron
When your children are teenagers, it's important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you. Nora Ephron
If pregnancy were a book they would cut the last two chapters. Nora Ephron
If pregnancy were a book they would cut the last two chapters. Nora Ephron
Your education is a dress rehearsal for a life that is yours to lead. Nora Ephron
When you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible. Nora Ephron
Your education is a dress rehearsal for a life that is yours to lead. Nora Ephron
He is a drunkard who takes more than three glasses though he be not drunk. Nora Ephron
When you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible. Nora Ephron
When you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible. Nora Ephron
Eat every meal as if it's your last; when the last one comes, you probably won't be very hungry. Nora Ephron
If pregnancy were a book they would cut out the last two chapters. Nora Ephron
Above all, be the heroine of your life, not the victim. Nora Ephron
What my mother believed about cooking is that if you worked hard and prospered, someone else would do it for you. Nora Ephron
If you're looking for monogamy, you'd better marry a swan. Nora Ephron
Plastic surgery is a way for people to buy themselves a few years before they have to truly confront what ageing is, which of course is not that your looks are falling apart, but that you are falling apart and some-day you will have fallen apart and ceased to exist. Nora Ephron
Your education is a dress rehearsal for a life that is yours to lead. Nora Ephron
Summer bachelors, like summer breezes, are never as cool as they pretend to be. Nora Ephron
If you're looking for monogamy, you'd better marry a swan. Nora Ephron
Plastic surgery is one of the ways that people deal with the aging process. And I don't mean by using it as a form of denial, but as a kind of negotiation with it. Nora Ephron
Plastic surgery is a way for people to buy themselves a few years before they have to truly confront what ageing is, which of course is not that your looks are falling apart, but that you are falling apart and some-day you will have fallen apart and ceased to exist. Nora Ephron
I look out the window and I see the lights and the skyline and the people on the street rushing around looking for action, love, and the world's greatest chocolate chip cookie, and my heart does a little dance. Nora Ephron
Nothing like mashed potatoes when you're feeling blue. Nothing like getting into bed with a bowl of hot mashed potatoes already loaded with butter, and methodically adding a thin, cold slice of butter to every forkful. Nora Ephron
Above all, be the heroine of your life, not the victim. Nora Ephron
Everyone loves fried chicken, Don't ever make it. Ever. Buy it from a place that makes good fried chicken. Nora Ephron
Above all, be the heroine of your life, not the victim. Nora Ephron
Above all, be the heroine of your life, not the victim. Nora Ephron
What my mother believed about cooking is that if you worked hard and prospered, someone else would do it for you. Nora Ephron
You take someone to the airport, it's clearly the beginning of the relationship. That's why I have never taken anyone to the airport at the beginning of a relationship. Nora Ephron
When you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible. Nora Ephron