Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous
old Penn Jillette quotes, Penn Jillette sayings, and Penn Jillette proverbs, collected over the years from a variety
of sources.'
Tolerance is you saying something crazy and me smiling and saying, 'That's nice.'Penn Jillette
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Don't waste too much time wishing, hoping, and being envious; it'll make you bugnutty.Penn Jillette
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Cars mean nothing to me. I'm not a car guy.Penn Jillette
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Poker has the feeling of a sport, but you don't have to do push-ups.Penn Jillette
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Bacon is so good by itself that to put it in any other food is an admission of failure. You're basically saying, I can't make this other food taste good, so I'll throw in bacon.Penn Jillette
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Exploration of space is worth it because humans need to explore. Knowledge is always good, and it's a really cool thing to see.Penn Jillette
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Much better than the feeling of having things is the feeling of having earned things.Penn Jillette
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The fact is that violence gives you a rush.Penn Jillette
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Direct confrontation, direct conversation is real respect. And it's amazing how many people get that.Penn Jillette
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Astrology is a cousin of racism.Penn Jillette
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Building a professional relationship on respect as opposed to affection is a very good idea. Running your art projects the way you'd run a dry-cleaning business is also a really good idea. You shouldn't go into work like you're going on a date, like you're hanging out with friends.Penn Jillette
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The medium is not the message - the message is the message.Penn Jillette
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If entertainment ran grocery stores, we'd NEVER get oil cured olives or blue cheese, it would be JUST Coke.Penn Jillette
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Never ascribe to conspiracy that which can be attributed to ignorance.Penn Jillette
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One thing you learn doing magic tricks for a living is how close every performance of every magic trick is to disaster. There are no robust magic tricks. They're all hanging from a thread - sometimes literally. Penn Jillette
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Better to be uneducated than educated by your government.Penn Jillette
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If stupid hippies hadn't killed nuclear power, we'd have nuclear power plants, safer and cheaper than coal-fired plants, all over, and electric cars really would be zero emissions.Penn Jillette
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Exploration of space is worth it because humans need to explore. Knowledge is always good, and it's a really cool thing to see.Penn Jillette