Peter De Vries Sayings and Quotes

Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous old Peter De Vries quotes, Peter De Vries sayings, and Peter De Vries proverbs, collected over the years from a variety of sources.

We turned on one another deep, drowned gazes, and exchanged a kiss that reduced my bones to rubber and my brain to gruel. Peter De Vries
I was thinking that we all learn by experience, but some of us have to go to summer school. Peter De Vries
The bonds of matrimony are like any other bonds – they mature slowly. Peter De Vries
We all learn by experience but some of us have to go to summer school. Peter De Vries
Time heals nothing which should make us better able to minister. Peter De Vries
There are times when parenthood seems nothing more than feeding the hand that bites you. Peter De Vries
The bonds of matrimony are like any other bonds – they mature slowly. Peter De Vries
Celibacy is the worst form of self-abuse. Peter De Vries
We are nothing but a string of gut on a stick of bone riding this piece of astral soot for one piteous splinter of eternity. Peter De Vries
Gluttony is an emotional escape, a sign something is eating us. Peter De Vries
Gluttony is an emotional escape, a sign something is eating us. Peter De Vries
I think people love each other a little more than they hate each other ... Love has a slim hold on the human corporation, like fifty-one per cent, but it's enough. Peter De Vries
Murals in restaurants are on a par with the food in museums. Peter De Vries
The value of marriage is not that adults produce children but that children produce adults. Peter De Vries
You can't be happy with a woman who pronounces both d's in Wednesday. Peter De Vries
A suburban mother's role is to deliver children; obstetrically once and by car forever after. Peter De Vries
The murals in restaurants are on par with the food in museums. Peter De Vries
The value of marriage is not that adults produce children but that children produce adults. Peter De Vries
Life is a crowded superhighway with bewildering cloverleaf exits on which a man is liable to find himself speeding back in the direction he came. Peter De Vries
It is the final proof of God's omnipotence that He need not exist in order to save us. Peter De Vries
Life is a crowded superhighway with bewildering cloverleaf exits on which a man is liable to find himself speeding back in the direction he came. Peter De Vries