Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous
old Peter De Vries quotes, Peter De Vries sayings, and Peter De Vries proverbs, collected over the years from a variety
of sources.'
We turned on one another deep, drowned gazes, and exchanged a kiss that reduced my bones to rubber and my brain to gruel.Peter De Vries
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I was thinking that we all learn by experience, but some of us have to go to summer school.Peter De Vries
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The bonds of matrimony are like any other bonds – they mature slowly.Peter De Vries
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We all learn by experience but some of us have to go to summer school.Peter De Vries
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Time heals nothing which should make us better able to minister.Peter De Vries
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There are times when parenthood seems nothing more than feeding the hand that bites you.Peter De Vries
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The bonds of matrimony are like any other bonds – they mature slowly.Peter De Vries
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Celibacy is the worst form of self-abuse.Peter De Vries
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We are nothing but a string of gut on a stick of bone riding this piece of astral soot for one piteous splinter of eternity.Peter De Vries
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Gluttony is an emotional escape, a sign something is eating us.Peter De Vries
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Gluttony is an emotional escape, a sign something is eating us.Peter De Vries
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I think people love each other a little more than they hate each other ... Love has a slim hold on the human corporation, like fifty-one per cent, but it's enough.Peter De Vries
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The value of marriage is not that adults produce children but that children produce adults.Peter De Vries
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You can't be happy with a woman who pronounces both d's in Wednesday.Peter De Vries
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A suburban mother's role is to deliver children; obstetrically once and by car forever after.Peter De Vries
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The murals in restaurants are on par with the food in museums.Peter De Vries
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The value of marriage is not that adults produce children but that children produce adults.Peter De Vries
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Life is a crowded superhighway with bewildering cloverleaf exits on which a man is liable to find himself speeding back in the direction he came.Peter De Vries
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It is the final proof of God's omnipotence that He need not exist in order to save us.Peter De Vries
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Life is a crowded superhighway with bewildering cloverleaf exits on which a man is liable to find himself speeding back in the direction he came.Peter De Vries
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If you want my opinion on the mystery of life and all that, I can give it to you in a nutshell: the universe is like a safe to which there is a key. But the key is locked up in the safe. Peter De Vries
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It is the final proof of God's omnipotence that He need not exist in order to save us.Peter De Vries
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There are times when parenthood seems nothing but feeding the mouth that bites you.Peter De Vries
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Sweet popular music is claptrap in the main, and the main is where it belongs.Peter De Vries