Ricky Gervais Sayings and Quotes

Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous old Ricky Gervais quotes, Ricky Gervais sayings, and Ricky Gervais proverbs, collected over the years from a variety of sources.

Where there's a will, there's a relative. Ricky Gervais
Mondays are fine. It's your life that sucks. Ricky Gervais
Enjoy life. Have fun. Be kind. Have worth. Have friends. Be honest. Laugh. Die with dignity. Make the most of it. It's all we've got. Ricky Gervais
Same sex marriage isn't gay privilege, it's equal rights. Privilege would be something like gay people not paying taxes. Like churches don't. Ricky Gervais
Same-sex marriage is not a gay privilege, it's equal rights. Ricky Gervais
You see reality TV and it's not reality TV. It's contrived and everything is plotted and scripted nearly. Documentaries are the same and just as bad. Ricky Gervais
Same sex marriage isn't gay privilege, it's equal rights. Privilege would be something like gay people not paying taxes. Like churches don't. Ricky Gervais
Opinions don't affect facts. But facts should affect opinions, and do, if you're rational. Ricky Gervais
Since there is absolutely no logical reason to assume there is an afterlife, I decided to make the life I have now as much fun as possible. Ricky Gervais
Wearing cosmetics that were tested on animals makes you ugly on the inside Ricky Gervais
Being an atheist makes someone a clearer thinking, fairer person. They are not doing things to be rewarded in heaven; they're doing things because they're right, because they live by a moral code. Ricky Gervais
Know your limitations and be content with them. Too much ambition results in promotion to a job you can't do. Ricky Gervais
Body language is more powerful than words. Ricky Gervais
If I do eat meat, it's got to be ethical. I want to know that it lived a great life before it was killed humanely. Ricky Gervais
Being on the edge isn't as safe, but the view is better. Ricky Gervais
Real racist jokes or sexist jokes aren't funny - not because they're offensive, but because they're not true. As soon as a joke is based on an untruth, it's not funny. Ricky Gervais
Being an atheist makes someone a clearer thinking, fairer person. They [atheists] are not doing things to be rewarded in heaven; they're doing things because they're right, because they live by a moral code. Ricky Gervais
A world without any lies at all is not a good world, because it's artless and because there are no white lies, no flattery. Ricky Gervais
I am not a wolf in sheep’s clothing, I’m a wolf in wolf’s clothing. Ricky Gervais
Animal lovers are a special breed of humans, generous of spirit, full of empathy, perhaps a little prone to sentimentality, and with hearts as big as a cloudless sky. Ricky Gervais
They're just having a bad day. Sometimes they don't think, they get caught up. They're just trying to survive. Ricky Gervais
I am not a wolf in sheep's clothing, I'm a wolf in wolf's clothing. Ricky Gervais
The best advice I've ever received is, 'No one else knows what they're doing either.' Ricky Gervais