Unknown Author Sayings and Quotes

Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous old Unknown Author quotes, Unknown Author sayings, and Unknown Author proverbs, collected over the years from a variety of sources.

It's double the giggles and double the grins, and double the trouble if you're blessed with twins Unknown Author
Twins: two unique souls united by birth. Unknown Author
It takes twice as long for me to not get anything done on Monday as it does the rest of the week. Unknown Author
The only good thing about seeing my coworkers on Monday is they're the only people I don't have to apologize to for my weekend behavior. Unknown Author
Just once, I would like to wake up, turn on the news, and hear... 'Monday has been canceled, go back to sleep.' Unknown Author
If only one of the presidential candidates would have the incentive to "make Mondays part of the weekend" into his platform. I think he would get a lot of votes. Unknown Author
Dear Monday, thanks for having the word "mon" in you. That's French for "mine," in case you weren't aware, Monday, but it makes me think of you more as "my day," and frankly, that sounds like a much more promising start to the week. Unknown Author
Monday is like a math problem. Add the irritation, subtract the sleep, multiply the problems, divide the happiness. Unknown Author
If you start the week with a positive attitude on Monday, it'll be a lot easier to fight off negativity the rest of the week. Unknown Author
For me, Monday represents a fresh start to the week. It is the day where the slate from the previous week is wiped clean. It is a day of new beginnings. Unknown Author
Monday is just a reminder that the weekend has past and there are only a few more days before another weekend gets here. Unknown Author
If each day was a gift, I would like to know where to return Monday. Unknown Author
Monday is a fresh start. It's never too late to dig in and begin a new journey of success. Unknown Author
Step aside Monday, this is a job for coffee. Unknown Author
It's awful knowing that one seventh of our life will be wasted on Mondays. Unknown Author
When love is lost, do not bow your head in sadness; instead keep your head up high and gaze into heaven for that is where your broken heart has been sent to heal. Unknown Author
Love is grand; divorce is a hundred grand. Unknown Author
A truly rich man is one whose children run into his arms when his hands are empty. Unknown Author
Save one life, and you're a hero. Save a hundred lives, and you're a nurse. Unknown Author
Nurses may not be angels but they are the next best thing. Unknown Author
A birthday is just the first day of another 365-day journey around the sun. Enjoy the trip. Unknown Author
Your birthday is a special time to celebrate the gift of 'you' to the world. Unknown Author
If you lie about your age on your birthday, make sure you choose a comfortable number. Unknown Author
Volleyball: Invented by men, perfected by women Unknown Author
Volleyball: It's in your heart; or it's in your face. Unknown Author
Volleyball is not just a sport, it's a way to express your anger without hurting someone. Unknown Author
Don't ever let the ball hit the ground without a body hitting the ground with it. Unknown Author
A good team can win a volleyball game when they are ahead, but only a great team can win when they are behind. Unknown Author
Volleyball is more than a sport, it's a way of life Unknown Author
My coach tells me to give about 75% to volleyball. If I give 100%, my serve will kill someone, and my coach doesn't want to deal with the paperwork. Unknown Author