Wilson Mizner Sayings and Quotes

Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous old Wilson Mizner quotes, Wilson Mizner sayings, and Wilson Mizner proverbs, collected over the years from a variety of sources.

A fellow who is always declaring that he's no fool, usually has his suspicions. Wilson Mizner
A good listener is not only popular everywhere, but after a while he knows something. Wilson Mizner
I can usually judge a fellow by what he laughs at. Wilson Mizner
A good listener is not only popular everywhere, but after a while he knows something. Wilson Mizner
The only sure thing about luck is that it will change. Wilson Mizner
I can usually judge a fellow by what he laughs at. Wilson Mizner
Be nice to people on your way up because you'll meet them on your way down. Wilson Mizner
The best way to keep your friends is not to give them away. Wilson Mizner
The best way to keep your friends is not to give them away. Wilson Mizner
In the battle of existence, Talent is the punch; Tact is the clever footwork. Wilson Mizner
Gambling: The sure way of getting nothing for something. Wilson Mizner
The amount of sleep required by the average person is five minutes more. Wilson Mizner
What feeling is so nice as a child's hand in yours? So small, so soft and warm, like a kitten huddling in the shelter of your clasp. Wilson Mizner
Life's a tough proposition, and the first hundred years are the hardest. Wilson Mizner
Popularity is exhausting. The life of the party almost always winds up in a corner with an overcoat over him. Wilson Mizner
If you steal from one author it's plagiarism; if you steal from many it's research. Wilson Mizner
There is something about a closet that makes a skeleton terribly restless. Wilson Mizner
The worst-tempered people I've ever met were people who know they were wrong. Wilson Mizner
A good listener is not only popular everywhere, but after a while he gets to know something. Wilson Mizner
Easy street is a blind alley. Wilson Mizner
Easy street is a blind alley. Wilson Mizner
If you steal from one author it's plagiarism; if you steal from many it's research. Wilson Mizner
You sparkle with larceny. Wilson Mizner
There is something about a closet that makes a skeleton terribly restless. Wilson Mizner
In the battle of existence, talent is the punch; tact is the clever footwork. Wilson Mizner
To profit from good advice requires more wisdom than to give it. Wilson Mizner
The only bird that gives the poor a real tumble is the stork. Wilson Mizner
I hate careless flattery, the kind that exhausts you in your efforts to believe it. Wilson Mizner
If you steal from one author it's plagiarism; if you steal from many it's research. Wilson Mizner
Be nice to people on your way up because you'll meet them on your way down. Wilson Mizner