Babysitter Sayings and Quotes

Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous old babysitter quotes, babysitter sayings, and babysitter proverbs, collected over the years from a variety of sources.

Hello, inner child, I'm the inner babysitter. Terry Pratchett
It is a curious fact that small boys are more terrified of their babysitters than small girls are. John Connolly
Some parents sometimes use junk food as a babysitter. Mokokoma Mokhonoana
I need someone to be there 100% of the time. He thinks that's love. It's not love - it's babysitting. Jane Fonda
I'm not quite sure how I would do babysitting. Sabrina Carpenter
I grew up babysitting and always enjoyed it. Matthew Perry
When you're babysitting a kid, all you're seeing is a version of them, a small dosage. J.B. Smoove
I would rather be a babysitter than a nursemaid. Ivana Trump
I guess babysitters are like used cars. You never really know what you're getting. Charles M. Schulz
A babysitter is a teenager acting like an adult while the adults are out acting like teenagers. unknown
Benadryl - the seven-dollar babysitter. Christopher Titus
Video games and computers have become babysitters for kids. Taylor Kitsch
It is a little ironic that one thing a babysitter should not do is sit on a baby. Demetri Martin
Bribes and boybands. That's all you need to be a babysitter. Mindy Kaling
TV is the best babysitter. John Goodman
The best baby-sitters, of course, are the baby's grandparents. You feel completely comfortable entrusting your baby to them for long periods, which is why most grandparents flee to Florida. Dave Barry