Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous
old babysitter quotes, babysitter sayings, and babysitter proverbs, collected over the years from a variety
of sources.
Hello, inner child, I'm the inner babysitter.Terry Pratchett
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It is a curious fact that small boys are more terrified of their babysitters than small girls are.John Connolly
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Some parents sometimes use junk food as a babysitter.Mokokoma Mokhonoana
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I need someone to be there 100% of the time. He thinks that's love. It's not love - it's babysitting.Jane Fonda
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I'm not quite sure how I would do babysitting.Sabrina Carpenter
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I grew up babysitting and always enjoyed it.Matthew Perry
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When you're babysitting a kid, all you're seeing is a version of them, a small dosage.J.B. Smoove
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I would rather be a babysitter than a nursemaid.Ivana Trump
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I guess babysitters are like used cars. You never really know what you're getting.Charles M. Schulz
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A babysitter is a teenager acting like an adult while the adults are out acting like teenagers.unknown
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Benadryl - the seven-dollar babysitter.Christopher Titus
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Video games and computers have become babysitters for kids.Taylor Kitsch
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It is a little ironic that one thing a babysitter should not do is sit on a baby.Demetri Martin
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Bribes and boybands. That's all you need to be a babysitter.Mindy Kaling
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TV is the best babysitter.John Goodman
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The best baby-sitters, of course, are the baby's grandparents. You feel completely comfortable entrusting your baby to them for long periods, which is why most grandparents flee to Florida.Dave Barry