Bacon Sayings and Quotes

Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous old bacon quotes, bacon sayings, and bacon proverbs, collected over the years from a variety of sources.

I'm not sure how healthy bacon is in general, but I know it's incredibly delicious. Gwyneth Paltrow
It's a proven fact that all plans involving bacon have a 90 percent better chance of working out. Jeff Gunhus
The adults said the only good food was the bacon, but the kids knew better. They had never had a more fun breakfast in their lives. Although they had to agree the bacon was very good. Then again, it was bacon. It was always good. Ella Minster
Almost anything can be improved with the addition of bacon. Jasper Fforde
It is a truth universally acknowledged that bacon can improve any situation. Jen Rasmussen
Consider the silent repose of the sausage as compared to the aggressiveness of bacon. Tom Robbins
Bacon's not the only thing that's cured by hanging from a string. Hugh Kingsmill
Look a pig in its eyes, and understand the truth behind bacon. Mango Wodzak
The world is split into two halves: the bacon, and the bacon eaters. Nick Offerman
Bacon's the best. Even the frying of bacon sounds like applause. Jim Gaffigan
Bacon is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. Benjamin Franklin
When you have bacon in your mouth, it doesn't matter who's president or anything. Every time I'm eating bacon I think, I could die right now, and I mean it. That's how good life is. Louis CK
Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon. Doug Larson
Bacon is so good by itself that to put it in any other food is an admission of failure. You're basically saying, I can't make this other food taste good, so I'll throw in bacon. Penn Jillette
Bacon bits are like the fairy dust of the food community. Jim Gaffigan
They'll have sausages seasoned high / Soused mackerel and rabbit pie, / Rashers of bacon nicely done, / Lobster sauce and donkey's tongue, / Lots of crabs and pickled sprats, / Cabbage and onions covered in fat, / Skillygolee and paddywhack / For the foreigners in England. Henry Disley
We shall have to pay a half-a-crown / For a slice of rusty bacon / I wonder what they do put in / The faggots and the sausages? / Cold donkeys' dung, says Biddy Flinn, / Candle ends and rotten cabbages. Henry Disley
I sent our Nell as I'm a sinner, / To get some liver and bacon for dinner, / We fasted so long we are quite thinner / We thought we'd have a feast day. John Harkness
One side of bacon could suffice a family an entire season. And a small bit of bacon made peas much more palatable. Boze Hadleigh
Bacon, a savory workhorse ingredient that lends an underpinning of hauntingly rich and complex flavor to a dish, frequently without celebration or menu credit, is finally having its heyday. Peter Sherman
Bacon makes everything better, and good bacon can always become extraordinary. Peter Sherman
A little indulgence won't do you in so long as you stick to the mantra, ' everything in moderation.' Well, everything except bacon. Morgan Murphy
The meaty, smoky aroma as it's cooking, the rich, salty taste, and the unmistakable sizzle as it's frying in the pan are memories we all share and savor. Bonnie Scott
Whether standard fare for breakfast, a decadent topping for a burger, or a crunchy addition to a favorite salad, bacon is at home with any meal. Bonnie Scott
When you want to treat yourself, there's nothing that satisfies like the savory, crunchy goodness of bacon. Bonnie Scott
Bacon has come in and out of favor over the past few decades, and it's currently the hottest food trends around— encompasing every course on the menu from appetizers to beverages and desserts. Bonnie Scott
Bacon — that perennial favorite, known even to sway hardened vegetarian. Jack Campbell
They sat there having breakfast / It was bacon eggs and toast / A pot of tea for two to share / For dinner they'd have roast. Mark Nadin
You know, it's hard to beat bacon at any time of day. But I also am a big fan of corned beef hash. Nick Offerman
If you record the sound of bacon in a frying pan and play it back, it sounds like the pops and cracks on an old 33 1/3 recording. Almost exactly like that. You could substitute it for that sound. Tom Waits
I always use my 'Holy Trinity' which is salt, olive oil, and bacon. My motto is, 'bacon always makes it better.' I try to use bacon and pork products whenever I can. Anne Burrell
Bacon. Let's talk about bacon. There's no meat more glorious than bacon. You can add it to pasta instead of cheese. You can stick it in a sandwich, er... instead of cheese. Rob Manuel
I think we love bacon because it has all the qualities of an amazing sensory experience. When we cook it, the sizzling sound is so appetizing, the aroma is maddening, the crunch of the texture is so gratifying and the taste delivers every time. Alex Guarnaschelli
Onions and bacon cooking up just make your kitchen smell so good. In fact, one day I'm going to come up with a room deodorizer that smells like bacon and onions. It's a fabulous smell. Paula Deen
Who cannot appreciate the smell of bacon? It smells good, but I never want to grab a bite. Tony Cardenas
You worry too much. Eat some bacon...what? No, I got no idea if it'll make you feel better, I just made too much bacon. Justin Halpern
And hey, bacon made everything better. Jennifer Estep
Bacon: Duct tape for food. Darynda Jones
Bacon: Duct tape for food. Darynda Jones
Most people just want to be left in peace to eat their bacon, not realizing that there is no peace behind bacon. Mango Wodzak
Bacon is the meth of meats. Lisa Scottoline
I don't know if there is too much bacon! I used to have bacon parties. That's how much I love bacon. Nicole Byer