Barbershop Sayings and Quotes

Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous old barbershop quotes, barbershop sayings, and barbershop proverbs, collected over the years from a variety of sources.

Barbershop. It's in their interests to find alternate vehicles to promote the shows. Rob Bennett
Being a barber is about taking care of the people. Anthony Hamilton
Barbershop is not a hobby, it's a lifestyle. Harvey Feldman
Doing barbershop has made us all better singers. When we hit just the right chord together, there's no better feeling. Jonny Moroni
Beware of the young doctor and the old barber. Benjamin Franklin
No barber shaves so close but another finds worke. George Herbert
You might be a redneck if you need an estimate from your barber before you get a haircut. Jeff Foxworthy
There is no bad day that can't be overcome by listening to a barbershop quartet. This is just truth, plain and simple. Aldous Huxley
If you keep walking past the barbers, eventually you'll get a haircut. Paul Merson
You don't ever ask a barber whether you need a haircut. Warren Buffett
There's things people say in the barbershop they won't even say in their own living room, because it's just one of those zones where nobody's going to judge you too much about your dumb opinion. Ice Cube
Your barber always knows everything that goes on in the town, doesn't he? Adam Peaty
This is a barbershop, not a hair salon. You come in here not trying to impress anyone. It's a place just to talk, to hang out with the fellows, talk about sports, women, relationships. Joe Davis
No matter what barbershop you go to, there's always that guy who's just hanging around and doesn't do much, but knows everything that's going on in the community. Deon Cole
Your services might be as useful as a barbershop on the steps of a guillotine. Rowan Atkinson
A barber lathers a man before he shaves him. Dale Carnegie
To make a fine gentleman, several trades are required, but chiefly a barber. Oliver Goldsmith
Barbershop conversations are irrefutable proof that heads exist for the sake of hair. Karl Kraus
All the barbershops and funeral-homes were open and the customers were coming and the business was doing great. Regina Spektor
I'm always at the top of barbershop gossip. Drake
Whatever you hear at the barber shop, stays at the barber shop. Bernie Mac
When you go into your customary barber shop, you will wait for the man who gives you a little better shave, a little trimmer hair-cut. Business leaders are looking for the same things in their offices that you look for in the barber shop. Charles M. Schwab
I don't have any beauty shop memories. I remember the barber shop. Jenifer Lewis