Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous
old bath quotes, bath sayings, and bath proverbs, collected over the years from a variety
of sources.
If you go long enough without a bath, even the fleas will leave you alone.Ernie Pyle
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There must be quite a few things a hot bath won't cure, but I don't know many of them.Sylvia Plath
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Bath twice a day to be really clean, once a day to be passably clean, once a week to avoid being a public menace.Anthony Burgess
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You can often wash your troubles away with the right kind of bath. Throw everything you have into the tub: bubble gels, bubble oils, bubble powders, bubble gum.Henry Beard
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You're welcome to take a bath. You look like the second week of the garbage strike.Neil Simon
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I love a warm bath at the end of a day.Cynthia Nixon
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A hot bath! How exquisite a vespertine pleasure, how luxurious, fervid and flagrant a consolation for the rigours, the austerities, the renunciations of the day.Rose Macaulay
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I love to have a bath with beautiful, relaxing music on and have no rush to do anything. It's a wonderful indulgence, and it helps me to calm down and stop my mind running overtime.Kylie Minogue
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Take a music bath once or twice a week for a few seasons, and you will find that it is to the soul what the water bath is to the bodyOliver Wendell Holmes
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It is a mistake that there is no bath that will cure people's manners, but drowning would help.Mark Twain
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BATH, n. A kind of mystic ceremony substituted for religious worship, with what spiritual efficacy has not been determined.Ambrose Bierce
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You cannot wash the feet of a dirty world if you refuse to touch itErwin McManus
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As we wash our body so we should wash destiny, change life as we change clothes.Fernando Pessoa
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I'm really old-fashioned. An Epsom salt bath, that's genuinely better than any massage.Emilia Clarke
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I don't know what it is about the shower that generates creative thoughts. Maybe it's the hot water. Maybe it's being unencumbered even by the restriction of clothing.Lyle Lovett
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I think best in a hot bath, with my head tilted back and my feet up high.Elizabeth Jane Howard
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Baths, she thought, were just like her relationships, all "ooh, ah" in the beginning and then suddenly, without warning, she had to get out, out, out!Liane Moriarty
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A bath and a tenderloin steak. Those are the high points of a man's life.Curt Siodmak
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Sprinkling drops of lavender and clary-sage oil into a bath is a totally simple yet complex pleasure.Isabel Gillies
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Baths are my favorite thing. I can have two, three a day.Kristin Scott Thomas
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Meditate and bath in the light of eternity. Nothing else is worthwhile. Frederick Lenz
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A long, hot bath is a real treat. But from a 'green' point of view, that's probably what it should be: an occasional treat.Sheherazade Goldsmith
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Noble deeds and hot baths are the best cures for depression.Dodie Smith
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People who wash much have a high mind about it, and talk down to those who wash little.Ralph Waldo Emerson
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Dip him in the river who loves water.William Blake
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It seemed silly to wash one day when I would only have to wash again the next. It made me tired just to think of it.Sylvia Plath
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I shower in the dark, barely able to tell soap from conditioner, and tell myself that I will emerge new and strong, that the water will heal me.Veronica Roth
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I take three showers a day. I don’t need to be in the shower for 15 minutes. I’m a five-minute guy.Rodney Harrison
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Everyone who's ever taken a shower has an idea. It's the person who gets out of the shower, dries off and does something about it who makes a difference.Nolan Bushnell
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Yes, I still take my baths all day long. They're meditative. I have three a day.Tom Ford