Bedroom Sayings and Quotes

Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous old bedroom quotes, bedroom sayings, and bedroom proverbs, collected over the years from a variety of sources.

How peaceful a bedroom is without a man in it. Dorothy Eden
Be generous in the bedroom. Share your sandwich. Homer
If you're gonna fall apart, do it in your own bedroom. Margot Kidder
It's okay to laugh in the bedroom so long as you don't point Will Durst
The spirit of the marriage left the bedroom and took to living in the parlor. Zora Neale Hurston
When things don't work well in the bedroom, they don't work well in the living room either. William Masters
A husband and wife who have separate bedrooms have either drifted apart or found happiness. Honoré de Balzac
The only interesting thing that can happen in a Swiss bedroom is suffocation by feather mattress. Dalton Trumbo
My bedroom is my sanctuary. It's the only place in the house that has a beautiful lush shag rug, which is my favorite. Evangeline Lilly
You remember some bedrooms you have slept in. There are bedrooms you like to remember and others you would like to forget. Carl Sandburg
My bedroom is my sanctuary. It's like a refuge, and it's where I do a fair amount of designing - at least conceptually, if not literally. Vera Wang
Of all the rooms in the house your bedroom is yours. Dorothy Draper
But even the law cannot be in your bedroom at night. Louis L'Amour
Where the bedroom is wrong the whole house is wrong. Margaret Kennedy
A bedroom is just as nice as whoever sleeps in it with you. Tennessee Williams
Just following orders' is no excuse unless you're in the bedroom. Donna Lynn Hope
More divorces start in the bedroom than in any other room in the house. Ann Landers
Real intimacy depends on truth - lovingly told - especially in the bedroom. Joyce Brothers
It feels really sad, to me, to go to a dark bedroom. It's like surrendering to the night or something. James Franco
Ultimately, who you choose to be in a relationship with and what you do in your bedroom is your business. Eminem