Bowling Sayings and Quotes

Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous old bowling quotes, bowling sayings, and bowling proverbs, collected over the years from a variety of sources.

Some people have their own bowling ball and their own bowling shoes... and no friends. Jim Gaffigan
I'm a bowling pin, even when I fall I'll always stand back up. Jay Park
If you could see the insides of bowling ball holes, nobody would ever bowl again. unknown
Bowling is not a sport because you have to rent the shoes. George Carlin
It's not how you bowl. it's how you roll. unknown
Part of the art of bowling spin is to make the batsman think something special is happening when it isn't. Shane Warne
Bowling is like dating...A smooth approach and a great follow through produce great rewards. unknown
Bowling is a sport for people who have talent to spare. unknown
Every bowling center should have a house pro. Don Johnson
We're goin bowling. If we don't come back, avenge our deaths. Homer
In bowling and in life, if a person made the spares, the strikes would take care of themselves. Stephen King
Even if you don't knock down a lot of pins, be sure to strike a pretty pose. unknown
We are all bowlers trying to reach our goals, but once we've hit the correct pin the rest will come tumbling down. unknown
All bowling balls look like they've just received shocking news. unknown
The light you see at the end of the tunnel is the front of an oncoming train. David Lee Roth
The bowling alley is the poor man's country club. Sanford Hansell
One of the advantages bowling has over golf is that you seldom lose a bowling ball. Don Carter
You want perfection, go to a bowling alley! John Calipari
Bowling would be more interesting if it were slightly uphill. Demetri Martin
There aren't many millionaires who bowl over 100. Why not? Because they left the bowling league behind to build their fortunes. Jeff Olson
Bowling makes me happy like eating infinite bowls of rice! Yôsuke Kuroda
I got the bowling ball blues. When I first started bowling. Just a spare was great. My score looked good at 108. Mack Fields
We're going bowling for love. Just Water
Bowling down the alley with pretty playful sally. Rolling down the alley. Joe Montgomery
A bowling alley and lunch counter. Filled with fellas on their lunch break. The Fiery Furnaces
Usually one must go to bowling alley to a meet woman of your stature. John Gielgud
Fast bowling is an art, like spin bowling. Kapil Dev
You want perfection, go to a bowling alley! John Calipari
Bowling is not a sport because you have to rent the shoes. George Carlin
Bowling, I like bowling. I’ve been getting into this bowling thing. It’s kinda fun. Queen Latifah
Having children is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain. Martin Mull
You can never find the right bowling ball. This one’s too heavy. This one’s good but its pink! Jim Gaffigan
Bowling is so retro, it's post-modern. Blaine Harden
That's the first thing they teach you in bowling, by the way. Don't press the ball against your nose. The other one is don't lick the pins. David Letterman
Bowling is a game of mistakes. Generally, whoever makes the fewest comes out the best. Earl Anthony