Nothing marks a celebration or milestone quite like a cake. There’s sugary gold between those layers of frosted goodness. Indulge your sweet tooth with the collection of fun and humorous cake quotes below.
Take the broken pieces of your life, bake a master cake out of it. Don't stand still like a lake; keep flowing like a stream!Israelmore Ayivor
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Cakes are special. Every birthday, every celebration ends with something sweet, a cake, and people remember. It's all about the memories.Buddy Valastro
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Happiness is like a cake: have too much of it and you get sick of it.Karl Pilkington
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Life is a cake and love is the icing on top of it. Without love, it becomes difficult to swallow life.Mehek Bassi
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Love is when you have a really amazing piece of cake, and it's the very last piece, but you let him have it.E. Lockhart
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Literature is a cake with many toys baked inside and even if you find them all, if you don't enjoy the path that leads you to them, it will be a hollow accomplishment.Camron Wright
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So if I have two pieces of cake, do I have twice as good an experience as the first piece of cake? One of the things I've found in life is that the first piece of cake is the best.David Frum
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Cakes have such a terrible habit of turning out bad just when you especially want them to be good.Lucy Maud Montgomery
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Where there is cake, there is hope. And there is always cake.Dean Koontz
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A party without cake is really just a meeting.Julia Child
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But of course you can have your cake and eat it, too if you decide to to bake a second cake. And you may well find that baking two cakes does not take twice the work of baking one.Robert Kuttner
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Cake is happiness! If you know the way of the cake, you know the way of happiness! If you have a cake in front of you, you should not look any further for joy!C. JoyBell C.
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Success is not like a cake that needs to be divided. It's more like a heap of stones a cairn. If someone is successful, they add a stone to the cairn. It gets very high and can be seen from all over the world. That's how I see it.Maeve Binchy
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Cake baking has to be, however innocently, one of the great culinary scams: it implies effort, it implies domestic prowess; but believe me, it's easy.Nigella Lawson
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If I was made of cake i'd eat myself before somebody else could.Emma Donoghue
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I was a fat child and loved cake, perhaps because it was the only sweet thing in my life.Andre Rieu
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A bad review is like baking a cake with all the best ingredients and having someone sit on it.Danielle Steel
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My policy on cake is pro having it and pro eating it.Boris Johnson
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My idea of baking is buying a ready make cake mix and throwing in an egg.Cilla Black
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Having a birthday cake squashed into your face by young kids? Delicious. I always don a Santa suit at Christmas. Remaining childish is a tremendous state of innocence.John Lydon
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I've always told my children that life is like a layer cake. You get to put one layer on top of the other, and whether you frost it or not is up to you.Ann Richards
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The great thing about cake is it doesn't feel like work. You forget about work. Kids, adults, they all get the same look in their eye when they're decorating cakes. That's the magic right there.Duff Goldman
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I drink diet coke so I can eat regular cake.Gabriel Iglesias
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Having cakes as a business certainly changes things for me I don't now sit at home doing a cake for the fun of it anymore. But it's an extremely happy and pleasureable business to run because people are generally buying cakes for celebrations.Jane Asher
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I like birthday cake. It's so symbolic. It's a tempting symbol to load with something more complicated than just happy birthday! because it's this emblem of childhood and a happy day.Aimee Bender
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Writing's a lot like cooking. Sometimes the cake won't rise, no matter what you do, and every now and again the cake tastes better than you ever could have dreamed it would.Neil Gaiman
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A cake is a very good test of an oven: if it browns too much on one side and not on the other, it's not your fault you need to have your oven checked.Delia Smith
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Cakes are healthy too, you just eat a small slice.Mary Berry
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If the theory turns out to be right, that will be tremendously thick and tasty icing on the cake.Brian Greene
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You cannot have a cake and eat it too. Either you eat it, or you have it.Zygmunt Bauman
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The icing on the cake is when other people enjoy your vision and support what you do.Cise Star
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It's a piece of cake until you get to the top. You find you can't stop playing the game the way you've always played it.Richard M. Nixon
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Cake for later, cake as a way of life.Laini Taylor
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There's nothing better than cake but more cake.Harry S. Truman
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The easiest way to make a fruit cake is to buy a darkish cake, then pound some old, hard fruit into it with a mallet. Be sure to wear safety glasses.Dave Barry
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I like to serve chocolate cake, because it doesn't show the dirt.Phyllis Diller
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Let's face it, a nice creamy chocolate cake does a lot for a lot of people; it does for me.Audrey Hepburn
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A great empire, like a great cake, is most easily diminished at the edges.Benjamin Franklin
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Because the sweeter the cake, the more bitter the jelly can be.Lady Gaga
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You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.Bob Hope
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Making cake is one of the easiest things in the world.Paul Hollywood
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The cake had a trick candle that wouldn't go out, so I didn't get my wish. Which was just that it would always be like this, that my life could be a party just for me.Janet Fitch
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Every cake stupendously enthusiastic about consecrating the child's birthday; irrefutably deserved to be kissed by a profoundly enlightening and poignantly glistening candle.Nikhil Parekh
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Cups and cakes, oh what good things mother makes!Christopher Guest, Harry Shearer, Michael Mc Kean, Rob Reiner
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The wedding cake is not all icing.Margaret Lewis, Mira Smith
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The process of making a wedding cake is complex on its own, from designing, mis-en-place, baking, frosting, structuring, decorating, to delivering.Ron Ben-Israel
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That cake tasted good. But the cake in the garbage tasted better. It was the best cake I ever ate.Loretta Ellsworth
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If the cake fits, eat it!Gordon Korman
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The most dangerous food is wedding cake.James Thurber
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Not always the fanciest cake that's there Is the best to eat!Margaret Elizabeth Sangster
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