Candy Sayings and Quotes

For those with a sweet tooth, nothing hits the spot like our favorite treats. Maybe it’s bonbons, candy bars, or licorice —everyone has their candy of choice. Grab your favorites and savor the collection of wise and humorous quotes about candy below.

I always say that candy is the perfect studio food - it keeps your energy going. Nick Cannon
My guilty pleasure is definitely candy! Skittles are my favorite. Sara Sampaio
If you take a candy bar in the short run, it gives you a burst of energy, but after a while, it just makes you fat. Ben Bernanke
There's no denying that candy is comfort food and it's affordable. Dylan Lauren
I always saw candy as art. Dylan Lauren
I think people always want candy, whether you're a kid or an adult. Dylan Lauren
I could not be arm candy to a hero. Pooja Bhatt
You're never too old to be for free candy. Kathy Debiec
Don't be eye candy, be soul food. Truida Genis
The sweet taste of candy calms my soul. Cresila Pinero
Keep calm and love candy. Handy Shandy
If you want to grow up to be a big, strong pea, you have to eat your candy. Amy Krouse Rosenthal
Where there is chocolate there is hope. Marge Howe Wagner
When no understands you chocolate is there. Sadiya Hafisi
Candy is natures way of making up for Mondays. Rebecca Gober
Candy bar nostalgia puts us all on the same page. Bee Wilson
Inside the tin of sweets are four jewels, like candy drops. Look at them closely...and stories spill out. Jun Mochizuki
He took that candy bar from his back pocket, and he gave that dying soldier his chocolate. Joe Guillotin
As we long for sure recruits, candy with sugar our choice fruits. Henry Vaughan
Out of mush-mushy candy floss romances which only led to shattering of the heart into infinite pieces. Nikhil Parekh
I run to meet her like a kid with a dollar to the corner candy. Candy Kisses
Here lies the powder and perfume, the pretty clothes are scattered 'round the rock, and it's so like candy. Elvis Costello
You're like candy, the world sweetest friend, you taste better now than you did back then. Jessie Hill
It's not that chocolates are a substitute for love. Love is a substitute for chocolate. Chocolate is, let's face it, far more reliable than a man. Miranda Ingram
Chocolate makes everyone smile-even bankers. Ben Strohecker
Eating chocolate can have significant influences on mood, generally leading to an increase in pleasant feelings and a reduction in tension. Peter Rogers
Chemically speaking, chocolate really is the world's perfect food. Michael Levine
Chocolate is cheaper than therapy and you don't need an appointment. Catherine Aitken
Chocolate is a perfect food, as wholesome as it is delicious, a beneficent restorer of exhausted power. it is the best friend of those engaged in literary pursuits. Baron Justus Von Liebig
Reminiscent of childhood memories, luxury, sweetness and sensuality, chocolate is more than just a food--it is therapy. Christelle Le Ru
Chocolate: the poor mans' champagne. Daniel Worona
Chocolate says "I'm sorry" so much better than words. Rachel Vincent
Chocolate is an antidepressant, which is especially useful as you start to gain weight. Jason Love
Chocolate is ground from the beans of happiness. Terri Guillemets
Candy is dandy but liquor is quicker. Ogden Nash
All I really need is love, but a little candy now and then doesn't hurt! Charles Schulz
I want to have a good body, but not as much as I want dessert. Jason Love
Once in a young lifetime one should be allowed to have as much sweetness as one can possibly want and hold. Judith Olney
A dessert without cheese is like a beautiful woman with only one eye. Anthelme Brillat-Savarin
Candy is childhood, the best and bright moments you wish could have lasted forever. Dylan Lauren
Cotton candy is the most amazing form of caramelization ever invented by man. Jose Andres Puerta
Candy is my fuel. Ice cream, too. Jane Smiley
You can tell a lot about a fellow's character by his way of eating jellybeans. Ronald Reagan
There's nothing as cozy as a piece of candy and a book. Betty MacDonald
The library is like a candy store where everything is free. Jamie Ford
Always serve too much hot fudge sauce on hot fudge sundaes. It makes people overjoyed, and puts them in your debt. Judith Olney
After eating chocolate you feel godlike, as though you can conquer enemies, lead armies, entice lovers. Emily Luchetti
Fruit only angers my need for chocolate. Jason Love
All the candy corn that was ever made was made in 1911. Lewis Black
Anyone who uses the phrase 'easy as taking candy from a baby' has never tried taking candy from a baby. unknown
A lot of people like lollipops. I don't like lollipops. To me, a lollipop is hard candy plus garbage. I don't need a handle. Just give me the candy. Demetri Martin
Cottage cheese solves nothing. Chocolate can do it all. Rhoda
Life is short. Eat dessert first. Jacques Torres
It's a floor cleaner and a dessert topping. Jane Curtin
Dessert is probably the most important stage of the meal, since it will be the last thing your guests remember before they pass out all over the table. William Powell
I doubt whether the world holds for anyone a more soul-stirring surprise than the first adventure with ice cream. Heywood Broun
Research tells us fourteen out of any ten individuals likes chocolate. Sandra Boynton
Without ice cream, there would be darkness and chaos. Don Kardong
If the only way we judged hunger was how full the stomach is, no one would ever have dessert. Mark Friedman
Thus the public use of reason and freedom is nothing but a dessert, a sumptuous dessert. Johann G. Hamann
Stressed spelled backwards is desserts. Coincidence? I think not! unknown
One of the secrets of a happy life is continuous small treats. Iris Murdoch
Seize the moment . Remember all those women who waved off the dessert cart on the Titanic. Erma Bombeck
Strength is the capacity to break a chocolate bar into four pieces with your bare hands and then eat just one of the pieces. Judith Viorst