Chocolate Sayings and Quotes

Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous old chocolate quotes, chocolate sayings, and chocolate proverbs, collected over the years from a variety of sources.

Chocolate causes certain endocrine glands to secrete hormones that affect your feelings and behavior by making you happy. Therefore, it counteracts depression, in turn reducing the stress of depression. Your stress-free life helps you maintain a youthful disposition, both physically and mentally. So, eat lots of chocolate!     

Elaine Sherman

Chocolate is a perfect food, as wholesome as it is delicious, a beneficent restorer of exhausted is the best friend of those engaged in literary pursuits.     

Baron Justus Von Liebig

It's not that chocolates are a substitute for love. Love is a substitute for chocolate. Chocolate is, let's face it, far more reliable than a man.     

Miranda Ingram

Chocolate makes everyone smile-even bankers.     

Ben Strohecker

Eating chocolate can have significant influences on mood, generally leading to an increase in pleasant feelings and a reduction in tension.     

Peter Rogers

Hot fudge fills deep needs.     

Susan Isaacs

Chemically speaking, chocolate really is the world's perfect food.     

Michael Levine

Chocolate is cheaper than therapy and you don't need an appointment.     

Catherine Aitken

Chocolate is a perfect food, as wholesome as it is delicious, a beneficent restorer of exhausted power. it is the best friend of those engaged in literary pursuits.     

Baron Justus Von Liebig

Reminiscent of childhood memories, luxury, sweetness and sensuality, chocolate is more than just a food--it is therapy.     

Christelle Le Ru

More than any other food, chocolate delights and enchants ... chocolate tantalizes and it comforts. Chocolate has soothed fretful children and welcomed tired travelers; mountain climbers have saved their last piece of chocolate to celebrate reaching new heights; suitors have given chocolate to show the depth of their devotion. Chocolate has been used as a stimulant, an aphrodisiac, and [even] a form of currency.     

Neva Beach

Chocolate knows no boundaries; speaks all languages; comes in all sizes; is woven through many cultures and disciplines ... it impacts mood, health, and economics, and it is a part of our lives from early childhood through the elderly years.     

Herman A. Berliner

Chocolate: the poor mans' champagne.     

Daniel Worona

Remember the days when you let your child have some chocolate if he finished his cereal? Now, chocolate is one of the cereals.     

Robert Orben

Chocolate says "I'm sorry" so much better than words.     

Rachel Vincent

After eating chocolate you feel godlike, as though you can conquer enemies, lead armies, entice lovers.     

Emily Luchetti

Chocolate is an antidepressant, which is especially useful as you start to gain weight.     

Jason Love

Chocolate is ground from the beans of happiness.     

Terri Guillemets

Researchers have discovered that chocolate produces some of the same reactions in the brain as marijuana. The researchers also discovered other similarities between the two but can't remember what they are.     

Matt Lauer

Carefully prepared chocolate is as healthful a food as it is pleasant; that it is nourishing and easily digested; that it does not cause the same harmful effects to feminine beauty which are blamed on coffee, but is on the contrary a remedy for them.     

Jean-Antheleme Brillat-Savarin

Caramels are only a fad. Chocolate is a permanent thing.     

Milton Snavely Hershey

The superiority of chocolate, both for health and nourishment, will soon give it the same preference over tea and coffee in America which it has in Spain.     

Thomas Jefferson

Look, there's no metaphysics on earth like chocolates.     

Fernando Pessoa

A little chocolate is like a love affair - an occasional sweet release that lightens the spirit. A lot of chocolate is like marriage - it seems so good at first but before you know it you've got chunky hips and a waddle-walk.     

Linda Solegato

Chocolate is the first luxury. It has so many things wrapped up in it: deliciousness in the moment, childhood memories, and that grin-inducing feeling of getting a reward for being good.     

Mariska Hargitay

When you select the right kind of chocolate it is like giving your insides a hug. Everyone needs a chocolate hug.     

Jean Kelsey

Chocolate is like medicine - but as with medicine, the key is the proper dose. Don't overdo it.     

Grandpa Jones

Biochemically, love is just like eating large amounts of chocolate.     

John Milton

Chocolate is nature's way of making up for Mondays.     


Giving chocolate to others is an intimate form of communication, a sharing of deep, dark secrets     

Milton Zelma