Chocolate Sayings and Quotes

Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous old chocolate quotes, chocolate sayings, and chocolate proverbs, collected over the years from a variety of sources.

Chocolate causes certain endocrine glands to secrete hormones that affect your feelings and behavior by making you happy. Therefore, it counteracts depression, in turn reducing the stress of depression. Your stress-free life helps you maintain a youthful disposition, both physically and mentally. So, eat lots of chocolate! Elaine Sherman
Chocolate is a perfect food, as wholesome as it is delicious, a beneficent restorer of exhausted is the best friend of those engaged in literary pursuits. Baron Justus Von Liebig
It's not that chocolates are a substitute for love. Love is a substitute for chocolate. Chocolate is, let's face it, far more reliable than a man. Miranda Ingram
Chocolate makes everyone smile-even bankers. Ben Strohecker
Eating chocolate can have significant influences on mood, generally leading to an increase in pleasant feelings and a reduction in tension. Peter Rogers
Hot fudge fills deep needs. Susan Isaacs
Chemically speaking, chocolate really is the world's perfect food. Michael Levine
Chocolate is cheaper than therapy and you don't need an appointment. Catherine Aitken
Chocolate is a perfect food, as wholesome as it is delicious, a beneficent restorer of exhausted power. it is the best friend of those engaged in literary pursuits. Baron Justus Von Liebig
Reminiscent of childhood memories, luxury, sweetness and sensuality, chocolate is more than just a food--it is therapy. Christelle Le Ru
More than any other food, chocolate delights and enchants ... chocolate tantalizes and it comforts. Chocolate has soothed fretful children and welcomed tired travelers; mountain climbers have saved their last piece of chocolate to celebrate reaching new heights; suitors have given chocolate to show the depth of their devotion. Chocolate has been used as a stimulant, an aphrodisiac, and [even] a form of currency. Neva Beach
Chocolate knows no boundaries; speaks all languages; comes in all sizes; is woven through many cultures and disciplines ... it impacts mood, health, and economics, and it is a part of our lives from early childhood through the elderly years. Herman A. Berliner
Chocolate: the poor mans' champagne. Daniel Worona
Remember the days when you let your child have some chocolate if he finished his cereal? Now, chocolate is one of the cereals. Robert Orben
Chocolate says "I'm sorry" so much better than words. Rachel Vincent
After eating chocolate you feel godlike, as though you can conquer enemies, lead armies, entice lovers. Emily Luchetti
Chocolate is an antidepressant, which is especially useful as you start to gain weight. Jason Love
Chocolate is ground from the beans of happiness. Terri Guillemets
Researchers have discovered that chocolate produces some of the same reactions in the brain as marijuana. The researchers also discovered other similarities between the two but can't remember what they are. Matt Lauer
Carefully prepared chocolate is as healthful a food as it is pleasant; that it is nourishing and easily digested; that it does not cause the same harmful effects to feminine beauty which are blamed on coffee, but is on the contrary a remedy for them. Jean-Antheleme Brillat-Savarin
Caramels are only a fad. Chocolate is a permanent thing. Milton Snavely Hershey
The superiority of chocolate, both for health and nourishment, will soon give it the same preference over tea and coffee in America which it has in Spain. Thomas Jefferson
Look, there's no metaphysics on earth like chocolates. Fernando Pessoa
A little chocolate is like a love affair - an occasional sweet release that lightens the spirit. A lot of chocolate is like marriage - it seems so good at first but before you know it you've got chunky hips and a waddle-walk. Linda Solegato
Chocolate is the first luxury. It has so many things wrapped up in it: deliciousness in the moment, childhood memories, and that grin-inducing feeling of getting a reward for being good. Mariska Hargitay
When you select the right kind of chocolate it is like giving your insides a hug. Everyone needs a chocolate hug. Jean Kelsey
Chocolate is like medicine - but as with medicine, the key is the proper dose. Don't overdo it. Grandpa Jones
Biochemically, love is just like eating large amounts of chocolate. John Milton
Chocolate is nature's way of making up for Mondays. unknown
Giving chocolate to others is an intimate form of communication, a sharing of deep, dark secrets Milton Zelma not something you can take or leave, something you like only moderately. You don't like chocolate. You don't even love chocolate. Chocolate is something you have an affair with. Geneen Roth
The taste of chocolate is a sensual pleasure in itself, existing in the same world as sex...For myself, I can enjoy the wicked pleasure of chocolate...entirely by myself. Furtiveness makes it better. Ruth Westheimer
There is a simple memory aid that you can use to determine whether it is the correct time to order chocolate dishes; Any month whose name contains the letter A, E, or U is the proper time for chocolate. Sandra Boynton
Other things are just-food. But chocolate's chocolate. Patrick Skene Catling
All I really need is love, but a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt. Lucy Van Pelt
I never met a chocolate I didn't like. Deanna Troi
Don't wreck a sublime chocolate experience by feeling guilty. Chocolate isn't like premarital sex. It will not make you pregnant. And it always feels good. Lora Brody
Research tells us 14 out of any 10 individuals like chocolate. Sandra Boynton
Nothing can match chocolate for drama, dazzle, and deep-down allure. Nancy Baggett
Some say women are addicted to chocolate. I say we're merely loyal. Cathy Guisewite
Chocolates make otherwise normal people melt into strange states of ecstasy. John West
Chocolate is more than food but less than a drug. R.J. Huxtable
I am not a strict vegan, because I'm a hedonist pig. If I see a big chocolate cake that is made with eggs, I'll have it. Grace Slick
Strength is the capacity to break a chocolate bar into four pieces with your bare hands and then eat just one of the pieces. Judith Viorst
There are two kinds of people in the world: those who love chocolate, and Communists. Leslie Moak Murray
An annoying the people who take nonfattening sweetness in their coffee and order chocolate mousse. Marilyn Sharp
Dancing is exercise, sleeping in is good for you, and a little bit of chocolate every now and then never killed anyone. Bradley Trevor Greive
A chocolate city is no dream / It's my piece of the rock and I dig you CC / God bless Chocolate City and its vanilla suburbs. George Clinton
Just the very act of unwrapping chocolate can drive s wild. Sarah Arak
Self-discipline implies some unpleasant things to me, including staying away from chocolates. Oleg Kiselev
A good night sleep or a ten-minute bawl, or a pint of chocolate ice cream, or all three together, is good medicine. Ray Bradbury
I think the combination of chocolate and lemon is so refreshing. In England, I even tasted a yogurt flavored with chocolate and lemon. Sounds weird, tastes great. Dieter Shorner
Chocolate is the world's favorite flavor. There is a mystery, excitement, and wickedness associated with chocolate you'll find in no other food. Tish Boyle and Timothy Moriarty
Chocolate was all that was necessary for breakfast because after eating chocolate, one needed no further meat, bread, or drink. Henry Stubbe
Food is required to give us energy, and chocolate is relatively energy-dense, meaning it is high in calories for a small portion size. S.T. Beckett
Chocolate is often associated with many religious and national holidays and festive celebrations, where it is traditionally given as a gift to loved ones and friends. Adrianna Morganelli
NIce memories are like chocolate; you can't survive on them alone. as they aren't very filling, but they make life sweeter. Janine Weger
Chocolate is happiness that you can eat. Ursula Kohaupt
Life is like chocolate; you should enjoy it piece for piece and let it slowly melt on your tongue. Nina Sandmann
Chocolate is a gift of love to yourself. Sonja Blumenthal
Chocolate is comfort without words. Ursula Kohaupt
There is nothing better than a friend unless it is a friend with chocolate. Linda Grayson