Cow Sayings and Quotes
Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous
old cow quotes, cow sayings, and cow proverbs, collected over the years from a variety
Sacred cows make the tastiest hamburger.
Sacred cows make very poor gladiators.
The cow is nothing but a machine which makes grass fit for us people to eat.
Keep a cow, and then the milk won't have to be watered but once.
If cows and horses had hands and could draw, cows would draw gods that look like cows and horses would draw gods that look like horses.
Cow protection means protection of the weak, the helpless, the dumb and the deaf.
The cow knows not what her tail is worth till she has lost it.
A cow's heaven is a flower's idea of hell.
Mother cow is in many ways better than the mother who gave us birth.
You should never hesitate to trade your cow for a handful of magic beans.
The cow's point of view deserves more literary attention.
Even a cow creates ambiguous signifiers. The moo of mystery.
You can only milk a cow so long, then you're left holding the pail.
The cow is of the bovine ilk; one end is moo, the other milk.
We need to respect the fact that cows are herbivores, and that does not mean feeding them corn and chicken manure.
Cows are amongst the gentlest of breathing creatures; none show more passionate tenderness to their young when deprived of them; and, in short, I am not ashamed to profess a deep love for these quiet creatures.
Thomas de Quincey
A cow is a very good animal in the field, but we turn her out of a garden.
A dead cow or sheep lying in a pasture is recognized as carrion. The same sort of a carcass dressed and hung up in a butcher's stall passes as food.
John Harvey Kellogg
To give your sheep or cow a large, spacious meadow is the way to control him.
Every sacred cow in the business has to do with economics.
If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?
Cow protection is the gift of Hinduism to the world.
The cow is the purest type of sub-human life.
Mother cow is as useful dead as when she is alive.
Cows scream louder than carrots.
The cow to me is a sermon on pity.