Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous
old crooks quotes, crooks sayings, and crooks proverbs, collected over the years from a variety
of sources.
Crooks aren't the worst people, just the stupidest. The fleas of the world.Orson Welles
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What's a crook, only a businessman without a shop.Brendan Behan
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Very well then, better a sane crook than a mad puritan.F.Scott Fitzgerald
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I don't know why we'd need so many more prisons when the crooks seem so happy in the Senate.Jack Layton
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A silver-tongued charlatan and a half-wit society are made for each other! When these two come together in an election, a great disaster happens: Charlatan comes to power!Mehmet Murat ildan
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The charlatan is always the pioneer... The quack of yesterday is the professor of tomorrow.Sir Arthur Conan Doyle
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The Robbed that smiles, steals something from the thief.William Shakespeare
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Thieves respect property. They merely wish the property to become their property that they may more perfectly respect it.Gilbert K. Chesterton
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Every time a thief steals, he steals from his own peace, from his own honor! No man is as poor as a rich thief!Mehmet Murat ildan
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We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office.Aesop
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The cheaper the crook, the gaudier the patter.Dashiell Hammet
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A charlatan makes obscure what is clear; a thinker makes clear what is obscure.Hugh Kingsmill
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We've had crooks from the beginning of time...It's always very interesting and troubling why good people do bad things.Henry Paulson
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You can't get rich in politics unless you're a crook.Harry S Truman
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I know many crooks and they never preach, but I don't know anyone who preaches that isn't a crook also.Indro Montanelli
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Crooks are early adopters.Craig Newmark
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A thief is a thief, whether he steals a diamond or a cucumber.Indian Proverb
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The more laws and order are made prominent, the more thieves and robbers there will be.Lao Tzu
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A thief, though rich, will continue to steal, but an honest man, though poor, will ever seek to pay his debts.John Andreas Widtsoe
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The big thieves hang the little ones.Czech Proverb
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It is not easy to steal where the landlord is a thief.Irish Sayings
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One bush, they say can never hide two thievesAristophanes
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Those crooks exhibit the epidermis of pachyderms. But I am prepared to fight them. I have cultivated intestinal fortitude.Miriam Santiago
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A crook is a crook, and there's something healthy about his frankness in the matter. But any guy who pretends he is enforcing the law and steals on his authority is a swell snake. The worst type of these punks is the big politician. You can only get a little of his time because he spends so much time covering up that no one will know that he is a thief. A hard-working crook will-and can-get those birds by the dozen, but right down in his heart he won't depend on them-hates the sight of them. Al Capone
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The real culprits are those who created a system that makes it dangerous to work and safe to loaf.Thomas Sowell
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Every time we try to plug a hole in the system, the crooks are finding a way to beat the system.Steve Camp
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An artist who conforms to conventional ideas is nothing but a mere charlatan.Michael Bassey Johnson
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Fraud is the ready minister of injustice.Edmund Burke