Cupcake Sayings and Quotes

Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous old cupcake quotes, cupcake sayings, and cupcake proverbs, collected over the years from a variety of sources.

The little cakes were iced in white, with golden yellow icing roses on top, and instead of ice cream there was sherbet that was a rainbow of colors in each dish. Jane Louise Curry
Desserts are the fairy tales of the kitchen a happily ever after to supper. Terri Guillemets
When you hold a cupcake, sorrow disappears. Anonymous
Cupcakes and muffins are like twin sisters, one of whom makes no effort to hide that she sleeps around. SadaoTurner
Cupcakes are the tattooed brunette chick of the baked goods world. Dov Davidoff
You can not buy happiness, but you can buy cupcakes. And certainly will be glad with them! Anonymous
Cupcakes when you want to watch your weight, but still feel the pride that comes with eating an entire cake. Dana Gould
By contrast, my method of eating a cupcake was quite straight forward step one: gobble it down one large bite at a time until there's nothing left. That's it. Meg Donohue
When you look at a cupcake, you've got to smile. Anne Byrn
Subsisting on a diet drawn from one food group isn't healthy or gratifying. Even eating cupcakes 24/7 eventually would get old! Jenna McCarthy
Some people. Some people like cupcakes exclusively, while myself, I say, There is naught nor ought there be nothing so exalted on the face of god's grey earth as that prince of foods. the muffin! Frank Zappa
Sometimes in the midst of all your boy drama, you just need a cupcake. Susane Colasanti
Writing is like baking cupcakes, you're trying to make something from the raw. Like with cupcakes it's flour and eggs and stuff, and with books it's ideas and words. The end result is the same though, you want people to eat them up. Emma Shortt
Cupcakes are sweet and even sweeter when shared. Marie Williams Johnstone
Hey! Don't laugh at me for that cupcake thing. I enjoy cupcakes, therefore everyone should enjoy cupcakes. Ray Toro
A cupcake is like a great pop song. The whole world in less than three minutes. And it's impossible to have a bad cupcake. In New York you walk everywhere. So I'm always looking, always on the eternal search for the perfect cupcake. I take them very seriously. It's like hunting and gathering for me. Laurel Nakadate
We have cupcakes and of course they're decorated with Halloween goodies and they have to eat the cupcake and then ride back out. Sharon Shaw
Balanced diet is to keep a cupcake in each hand. Anonymous
A homemade cupcake deserves a homemade icing. Kim Knott
The balance to life is kale cakes and cupcakes. Joe
Any cupcake consumed before 9AM is, technically, a muffin. Brian P Cleary
We do have a love fest at home. It's like, I'm making you a cupcake. Then it's like, Well, I made you a cake. And it's like, Well I made you a cake with a cupcake on top and candles. Dianna Agron
Hide it in a hiding place where no one ever goes Put it in your pantry with your cupcakes. Paul Simon
I bake my daughter cupcakes for her school. I'm very hands-on. Greg Bryk
Cupcake, you've been breaking my heart for as long as I've known you. Janet Evanovich
I'll never turn down a red velvet cupcake. Shay Mitchell
The cupcakes make people happy. Anonymous