Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous
old diet quotes, diet sayings, and diet proverbs, collected over the years from a variety
of sources.
A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.Barbara Johnson
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A diet should be named after what you do eat, not what you don't eat.Robert Atkins
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The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second day you're off it.Jackie Gleason
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Dieting is the only game where you win when you lose!Karl Lagerfeld
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The best diet is the one that you don't know you are on.Chris Powell
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At the end of every diet, the path curves back to the trough.Mason Cooley
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The first thing you lose on a diet is brain mass.Margaret Cho
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Probably nothing in the world arouses more false hopes than the first four hours of a diet.Dan Bennett
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The vegan diet is obviously lacking whatever essential nutrient it is that makes people likeable.Jim Goad
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Your diet is a bank account. Good food choices are good investments.Bethenny Frankel
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The resolve to diet is most easily summoned on a full stomach.Terry Rossio
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Dieting is our last tie with asceticism.Mason Cooley
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Diets are for those who are thick and tired of it.Mary Tyler Moore
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Dieting fooled you into thinking you could control your life.Jeffrey Eugenides
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The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook.Julia Child
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Diets are essentially training courses in how to feel fat and feel like a failure.Paul McKenna
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A diet is when you watch what you eat and wish you could eat what you watch.Hermione Gingold
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The people who are scared of going on a diet are the people who could benefit the most from one.Robert Cheeke
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It's one thing to lose weight, but it's another thing to eat healthy.Jennifer Hudson
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Start your diet during a period of optimism and happiness.Karl Lagerfeld
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Diet is the essential key to all successful healing. Without a proper balanced diet, the effectiveness of herbal treatment is very limited.Michael Tierra
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Diet food is for lazy people.Ice T
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Sometimes you need to go on a low-information diet.Tim Ferriss
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Diets are a temporary solution to a permanent problem.Roseanne Barr
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The most ethical diet just so happens to be the most environmentally sound diet and just so happens to be the healthiest.Michael Greger