Donkey Sayings and Quotes
Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous
old donkey quotes, donkey sayings, and donkey proverbs, collected over the years from a variety
Thus, by every device from the stick to the carrot, the emaciated Austrian donkey is made to pull the Nazi barrow up an ever-steepening hill.
The carrot and the stick are pervasive and persuasive motivators. But if you treat people like donkeys, they will perform like donkeys.
Neither an ox nor a donkey is able to stop the progress of socialism.
A man who believes the word of a donkey in preference to my word does not deserve to be lent anything.
It is now your duty to hone that talent, because a person who wastes his God-given talents is a donkey.
And just because a talking donkey tells you something doesn't mean it's true.
A donkey eats a melon, it remains a donkey
When it comes to pinning blame, pin the tail on the donkeys.
If a donkey bray at you, don't bray at him.
Until the Donkey tried to clear The Fence, he thought himself a Deer.
Rationality went down the drain donkey's years ago and hasn't been seen since.
It's hard for the donkeys to win the race if they're going to carry the elephants on their backs.
A donkey appears to me like a horse translated into Dutch.
Georg C. Lichtenberg
Donkeys live a long time. None of you has ever seen a dead donkey.
The strength of the donkey mind lies in adopting a course inversely as the arguments urged, which, well considered, requires as great a mental force as the direct sequence.
There is no glory in outstripping donkeys.
Donkeys are the most misunderstood and abused animals around the world.
Bonnie Jo Campbell
Heaven is the place where the donkey finally catches up with his carrot: hell is the eternity while he waits for it.
Have you ever seen a donkey smelling a beautiful rose? Donkeys aren't interested in roses, they like thorn bushes or watermelon rinds!
Mehmet Murat ildan