Fat Sayings and Quotes

Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous old fat quotes, fat sayings, and fat proverbs, collected over the years from a variety of sources.

A narrow mind and a fat head invariably come on the same person. Zig Ziglar
Fat men take a cushion with them wherever they go. George R.R. Martin
Fat is your friend. The brain thrives on a fat-rich, low-carbohydrate diet. David Perlmutter
So to me, fat just seems to be right to the point and the most descriptive way to say it. Camryn Manheim
Every fat person says it's not their fault, that they have gland trouble. You know which gland? The saliva gland. They can't push away from the table. Jesse Ventura
Fat and fitness can go together, ... It depends on other factors. Liz Applegate
Excess body fat alters the levels of the hormones insulin, leptin, and estrogen, and these factors are believed to be responsible for the acceleration of pubertal timing by obesity. Joel Fuhrman
Kids are fat because of lack of parenting. Ben Shapiro
It's not the fat that's making you fat: it's not understanding separating carbohydrates from protein and fat. Suzanne Somers
When you get fat, you get a new personality. You can't help it. Complete strangers ascribe it to you. Hilary Mantel
You can be fat and still be sexy . It all depends on how you feel about yourself. Elizabeth Taylor
You can be fat and love yourself. You can be fat and have a great damn personality. You can be fat and sew your own clothes. But you can't be fat and healthy. Susan Powter
Fat people are funny … until obesity pays your loved one a visit. Mokokoma Mokhonoana
A fat man is never so happy as when he is describing himself as "robust". George Orwell
She's a big, fat woman star, and all big, fat women stars have a tough time with men. Sandra Bullock
Fat is one of the chief enemies of the heart because it has to be plentifully supplied with blood and thus needlessly increases the pumping load that the heart must sustain. Gene Tunney
Fat chance. In my estimation he is not going to be released anytime soon because there is a dead baby that's charred. If they want to give someone a chance, it's not going to be someone who burned a baby. Denue Quotes
I'm fat, but I'm thin inside... there's a thin man inside every fat man. George Orwell
I was fat, and that was awful because when you're young and sensitive, you think the world is over because you're fat. Maeve Binchy
Being fat worked, and I think that was what was confusing for me for a long time in my career. Ricki Lake
Two forms of fat that are vitally important for brain health are cholesterol and saturated fat. David Perlmutter
My fat never made me less money. Dolly Parton
Fat people are so rarely included in visual culture that fat is perceived as a blot on the landscape of sleek and slim. Susie Orbach
Congealed fat is pretty much the same, irrespective of the delicacy around which it is concealed. Clement Freud
When you get fat and lose your hunger. That is when you know the sellout has happened. Bruce Springsteen
Imprisoned in every fat man a thin man is wildly signaling to be let out. Cyril Connolly
A fat stomach sticks out too far. It prevents you from looking down and seeing what is going on around you. Norman Reilly Raine
Fat is a way of saying no to powerlessness and self-denial. Susie Orbach
Outside every fat man there is an even fatter man trying to close in. Kingsley Amis
Thin people are beautiful, but fat people are adorable. Jackie Gleason
If you say you're fat, all of a sudden people like you. Valerie Bertinelli
A diet that is high in fat, sugar and salt makes it really hard for a body to function efficiently. Tamra Davis
The reason fat men are good natured is they can neither fight nor run. Theodore Roosevelt
I like fat people more then I like thin people, things are always a lot more funnier when they happen to fat people. Lloyd Kaufman
The only way you get that fat off is to eat less and exercise more. Jack Lalanne
Fat is mainstream, which is why everyone has become complacent. What used to be considered pudgy before isn't even worthy of a comment today. Marion Nestle
The reason fat people are happy is that their nerves are well protected. Luciano Pavarotti