Funny Anniversary Sayings and Quotes

Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous old funny anniversary quotes, funny anniversary sayings, and funny anniversary proverbs, collected over the years from a variety of sources.

I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life. Rita Rudner
In my house I'm the boss, my wife is just the decision maker. Woody Allen
Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway. Joey Adams
Marriage is a wonderful institution... but who wants to live in an institution? Groucho Marx
My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher. Socrates
When you see a married couple walking down the street, the one that's a few steps ahead is the one that's mad. Helen Rowland
Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband! Prady
Husband is the head of the family and wife is the neck that turns the head around! Payal
We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops. Nabil
You know… There is a name for people who are always wrong about everything all the time… Husband! Bill Maher
Marriage is when a man looses his bachelors degree and woman gets her masters degree. Ramakochhar
Strong marriages are built on loving things people do in the present, not on the memories of the things they did in the past. Dr. Steven Craig
Focus on continually changing and growing in order to make sure you are someone your spouse would still choose today. Dr. Steven Craig
Successful couples don't escape difficult times; they change and adapt, forging a stronger relationship. Dr. Steven Craig
Being in love isn't enough. Staying in love happens when you and your spouse work out how to embrace change, solve problems, and treat each other when the going gets tough. Dr. Steven Craig
Behind every successful man is a surprised woman Anonymous
By all means marry; if you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher. Socrates
Marriage is the perfection of what love aimed at, ignorant of what it sought. Ralph Waldo Emerson
Congratulations! Cheer's to another year of suffering and misery. Anonymous
Marriage is like a walk in the park... Jurrasic Park. Anonymous
Looking back through the years, I must have been so in love with you, Imagine, I stick with you for years. Congratulation to me. Anonymous
I didn't find out what happiness means until I got married... and then it was too late. Anonymous
No part of her life should be outside of her relationship to her husband and outside of subordination to him. Edward D. Andrews
This subordination of wife to husband has a practical aspect in that it creates a greater effectiveness in their working together as one. Edward D. Andrews
Married couple should have an understanding of their spouse suffering from inherent sin, imperfection, and human weakness, so as to make allowances for falling short. Just how bad is it? Edward D. Andrews
Every husband must love his wife as himself and every wife must respect her husband. Joanne Cleave
The husband should fulfill his marital duty to his wife, and likewise the wife to her husband. Joanne Cleave
A woman is bound to her husband as long as he lives. Joanne Cleave
There's no such thing as a 'perfect marriage' or a 'perfect spouse'. Come on, get real! Marriage is a flawed institution. if you but into that theory. Shobha Dé
I believe what a husband needs from wife is not a woman who just keeps trying harder to figure out marriage. Instead, a husband needs a woman who loves God, abides Christ, and follows Him all the days of her life. Ashley Davis Bush
The key to a great marriage is the quality of the habits you share together. Healthy, positive habits create and extraordinarily happy marriage. Ashley Davis Bush
Chains do not hold a marriage together. It is threads, hundreds of tiny threads which sew people together through the years. Simone Signoret
Happy marriages begin when we marry the ones we love, and they blossom when we love the ones we marry. Tom Mullen
It is not lack of love, but a lack of friendship that makes unhappy marriages. Friedrich Nietzsche
What counts in making a happy marriage is not so much how compatible you are, but how you deal with incompatibility. Leo Tolstoy
A happy marriage is the union of two good forgivers. Robert Quillen
There is nothing nobler or more admirable than when two people who see eye to eye, keep house as man and wife, confounding their enemies and delighting their friends. Homer
After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together. Al Gore
I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me. Bill Clinton
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. Alec Baldwin
A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong. Barack Obama
If husband and wife wake up with a commitment to worship and serve, they will be delighted in their marriage. Ryan Frederick
As husband and wife, to have a happy life together, you must have confidence and respect, you must have substantial agreement in you faith. Billy Graham
Too many husbands and wives enter into marriage with the idea that their spouse exists for one purpose: to make them happy. Billy Graham
Marriage is not a reform school..Instead of you reforming (your spouse), (he or she) will instead influenced you. Billy Graham
When a husband and wife are concerned only about their own individual desires, the stage is set for conflict. Billy Graham
The perfect marriage is a uniting of three persons--a man and a woman and God. That is what makes marriage holy. Billy Graham
I promise to love you and do my best for you / I need you to help me to find my strength / Walk with me all through my life / My lover my husband my wife / Share this journey with me / Write this story with me Elvin Ross
I can see you / On your wedding day / With the one you love / To share the way / A life ahead of you / Youth left behind / Go out and make yourself / Some memories Elvin Ross
You may find comfort in your husband or your wife / When your mother is gone. Traditional
You shall not commit adultery. / Do be pure in heart and mind. / Love your husband or wife, keep your heart clean. Dana Dirksen
Bless this day / Pinnacle of life / Husband joined to wife / The heart leaps up to behold / This golden day Stephen Sondheim
We stood at the altar, repeating our vows for life / For better or worse, forever a husband and wife / Love's not always easy and dreams don't all come true / Why'd you lose your faith in me, I never gave up on you Toby Keith
A man and a woman are meant for each other / Are meant for each other as husband and wife / From this moment forward, I promise to love thee/ I promise to love thee the rest of my life Harvey Schmidt
Knew the time was right, to be husband and wife / Us both dressed alike in the purest white / Such a beautiful gown, friends and family around / ignore the cold feet now, time to take these vows Sean Garret
I didn't say your marriage didn't have a chance. The way that sounds. I- Alright, look. There are certain things that a man says to his wife when he's just trying to, I don't know, fill the silence! Phil Rosenthal
You don't know anything about married life. Only married people understand. Kôgo Noda
You can not expect married life to be all daisies, you know. John Harrison
Wow. You'll get to enjoy the most magical part of married life: the beginning. James L. Brooks
Mom, is this what married life is all about? Years of laundry and cooking and aggravation and then you die? Brenda Hampton
Married life is like dandruff - it falls heavily upon your shoulders - you get a lot of free advice about it - but up to date nothing has been found to cure it. Sam Taylor
Well, all married people quarrel in public; because, it's one of the nice things about being married! P.J. Wolfson