Funny Dance Sayings and Quotes
It doesn’t matter if you have two left feet or are lacking in the rhythm department. The point of dancing is to get out there and do it, regardless of what others think. Dance like no one is watching with the collection of humorous and funny dance quotes below.
Those who can't dance say the music is no good.
He who cannot dance says the stage is not ready
Dancing is the art of getting your feet out of the way faster than your partner can step on them.
Part of the joy of dancing is conversation. Trouble is, some men can't talk and dance at the same time.
No one dances sober, unless he is insane.
Lesser dancers stumble, better dancers syncopate.
There are short-cuts to happiness, and dancing is one of them.
There is a bit of insanity in dancing that does everybody a great deal of good.
Dance, even if you have nowhere to do it but your living room.
Dancing is a perpendicular expression of a horizontal desire.
George Bernard Shaw
When I dance, people think I'm looking for my keys.
When people start dancing, they dance like they don't know they are doing it.
Nusrat Fateh Ali Khan
Dance like nobody's looking.
Dance like no one is watching... Because they are not... They are checking their phone.
Dancing is wonderful training for girls, it's the first way you learn to guess what a man is going to do before he does it.
Dancing is like a shower: one wrong turn and you're in hot water!
We're fools whether we dance or not, so we might as well dance.
Dance first. Think later. It's the natural order.
Dance enables you to find yourself and lose yourself at the same time.
Toe dancing is a dandy attention getter, second only to screaming.
Dance isn't something that can be explained in words. It has to be danced.
Dancing is like bank robbery. It takes split-second timing.
Break dance not bones.
Nice men marry dancers. Real men become Dancers!
Dance music is like a virus: it has affected so many different genres.
Dance for yourself. If someone understands, good. If not, no matter.
The one thing that can solve most of our problems is dancing.
Nobody cares if you can't dance well. Just get up and dance.
When you dance, your purpose is not to get to a certain place on the floor. It's to enjoy each step along the way.
Do a loony goony dance Cross the kitchen floor, Put something silly in the world that ain't been there before.
Never give a sword to a man who can't dance.
Dancing is like dreaming with your feet.
If you can't get rid of the skeleton in your closet, you'd best teach it to dance.
George Bernard Shaw
I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance. Waiting for the bathroom.
Dance like it hurts. Love like you need money. Work when people are watching.
A charity ball is like a dance except it's tax deductible.
If a man doesn't know how to dance he doesn't know how to make love, there I said it!
If people stand in a circle long enough, they'll eventually begin to dance.
It ain't no sin, to take off your skin and dance around in your bones.
You can teach an elephant to dance, but the likelihood of its stepping on your toes is very high.
And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music.
Dance is a song of the body. Either of joy or pain.
Let your life lightly dance on the edges of time like dew on the tip of a leaf.