Funny Dance Sayings and Quotes

It doesn’t matter if you have two left feet or are lacking in the rhythm department. The point of dancing is to get out there and do it, regardless of what others think. Dance like no one is watching with the collection of humorous and funny dance quotes below.

Those who can't dance say the music is no good. Jamaican Proverb
He who cannot dance says the stage is not ready Tamil proverb
Dancing is the art of getting your feet out of the way faster than your partner can step on them. unknown
Part of the joy of dancing is conversation. Trouble is, some men can't talk and dance at the same time. Ginger Rogers
No one dances sober, unless he is insane. Cicero
Lesser dancers stumble, better dancers syncopate. unknown
There are short-cuts to happiness, and dancing is one of them. Vicki Baum
There is a bit of insanity in dancing that does everybody a great deal of good. Edwin Denby
Dance, even if you have nowhere to do it but your living room. Kurt Vonnegut
Dancing is a perpendicular expression of a horizontal desire. George Bernard Shaw
When I dance, people think I'm looking for my keys. Ray Romano
When people start dancing, they dance like they don't know they are doing it. Nusrat Fateh Ali Khan
Dance like nobody's looking. Mark Twain
Dance like no one is watching... Because they are not... They are checking their phone. unknown
Dancing is wonderful training for girls, it's the first way you learn to guess what a man is going to do before he does it. Christopher Morley
Dancing is like a shower: one wrong turn and you're in hot water! Mad Magazine
We're fools whether we dance or not, so we might as well dance. Japanese Proverb
Dance first. Think later. It's the natural order. Samuel Beckett
Dance enables you to find yourself and lose yourself at the same time. unknown
Toe dancing is a dandy attention getter, second only to screaming. Agnes deMille
Dance isn't something that can be explained in words. It has to be danced. Paige Arden
Dancing is like bank robbery. It takes split-second timing. Twyla Tharp
Break dance not bones. unknown
Nice men marry dancers. Real men become Dancers! unknown
Dance music is like a virus: it has affected so many different genres. Avicii
Dance for yourself. If someone understands, good. If not, no matter. Louis Horst
The one thing that can solve most of our problems is dancing. James Brown
Nobody cares if you can't dance well. Just get up and dance. Dave Barry
When you dance, your purpose is not to get to a certain place on the floor. It's to enjoy each step along the way. Wayne Dyer
Do a loony goony dance Cross the kitchen floor, Put something silly in the world that ain't been there before. Shel Silverstein
Never give a sword to a man who can't dance. Confucius
Dancing is like dreaming with your feet. Constanze Mozart
If you can't get rid of the skeleton in your closet, you'd best teach it to dance. George Bernard Shaw
I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance. Waiting for the bathroom. Bob Hope
Dance like it hurts. Love like you need money. Work when people are watching. Scott Adams
A charity ball is like a dance except it's tax deductible. P.J. O’Rourke
If a man doesn't know how to dance he doesn't know how to make love, there I said it! Craig Ferguson
If people stand in a circle long enough, they'll eventually begin to dance. George Carlin
It ain't no sin, to take off your skin and dance around in your bones. Tom Waits
You can teach an elephant to dance, but the likelihood of its stepping on your toes is very high. Gary Moss
And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music. Friedrich Nietzsche
Dance is a song of the body. Either of joy or pain. Martha Graham
Let your life lightly dance on the edges of time like dew on the tip of a leaf. Rabindranath Tagore