Nouvelle Cuisine, roughly translated, means: I can't believe I paid ninety-six dollars and I'm still hungry. Mike Kalin

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I always cook with wine. Sometimes I even add it to the food. W.C. Fields

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After a good dinner one can forgive anybody, even one's own relations. Oscar Wilde

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My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are three other people. Orson Welles

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An onion can make people cry but there's never been a vegetable that can make people laugh. Will Rogers

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Strength is the capacity to break a chocolate bar into four pieces with your bare hands - and then eat just one of the pieces. Judith Viorst

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I really don't think I need buns of steel. I'd be happy with buns of cinnamon. Ellen DeGeneres

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The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook. Julia Child

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Large, naked, raw carrots are acceptable as food only to those who live in hutches eagerly awaiting Easter. Fran Lebowitz

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I come from a family where gravy is considered a beverage. Erma Bombeck

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I don't eat lobsters, shrimp, or crawfish because I don't eat anything that looks like I should step on it. George Carlin

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Seize the moment. Remember all those women on the "Titanic" who waved off the dessert cart. Erma Bombeck

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The most remarkable thing about my mother is that for thirty years she served the family nothing but leftovers. The original meal has never been found. Calvin Trillin

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Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education. Mark Twain

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Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread, and pumpkin pie. Jim Davis

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The 12-step chocoholics program: Never be more than 12 steps away from chocolate! Terry Moore

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A slice of pie without cheese is like a kiss without a squeeze. Stephen King

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At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom. George Carlin

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As a child my family's menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it. Buddy Hackett

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Never order barbecue in a place that also serves quiche. Lewis Grizzard

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Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon. Doug Larson

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Americans will eat garbage provided you sprinkle it liberally with ketchup. Henry James

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Do you know what breakfast cereal is made of? It's made of all those little curly wooden shavings you find in pencil sharpeners! Roald Dahl

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When the waitress asked if I wanted my pizza cut into four or eight slices, I said, 'Four. I don't think I can eat eight. Yogi Berra

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I'll have a double cappuccino, half-caf, non-fat milk, with enough foam to be aesthetically pleasing, but not so much that it would leave a moustache. Niles Crane

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Humor keeps us alive. Humor and food. Don't forget food. You can go a week without laughing. Joss Whedon

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Sacred cows make the best hamburger. Mark Twain

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The trouble with eating Italian food is that five or six days later, you're hungry again. George Miller

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I'm not sure what makes pepperoni so good if it's the pepper or the oni. Ulrik Stephens

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There's no better feeling in the world than a warm pizza box on your lap. Kevin James

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Red meat is not bad for you. Now, blue-green meat, that's bad for you! Tom Smothers

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It's so beautifully arranged on the plate - you know someone's fingers have been all over it. Julia Child

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Cakes are healthy too, you just eat a small slice. Mary Berry

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Fish is the only food that is considered spoiled once it smells like what it is. P. J. O'Rourke

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Let food be thy medicine and medicine be thy food. Hippocrates

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Promises and pie-crust are made to be broken. Jonathan Swift

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I've been on a diet for two weeks and all I've lost is two weeks. Totie Fields

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Anything is good if it's made of chocolate. Jo Brand

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Watermelon - it's a good fruit. You eat, you drink, you wash your face. Enrico Caruso

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Wait. Why am I thinking about Krispy Kremes? We're supposed to be exercising. Meg Cabot

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Snack time heals all wounds. Bridger Winegar

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Eat food. Not too much. Mostly plants. Michael Pollan

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Your diet is a bank account. Good food choices are good investments. Bethenny Frankel

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We are living in a world today where lemonade is made from artificial flavors and furniture polish is made from real lemons. Alfred E. Newman

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Probably one of the most private things in the world is an egg before it is broken. M.F.K. Fisher

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A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand. Barbara Johnson

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Food is our common ground, a universal experience. James Beard

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We all eat, and it would be a sad waste of opportunity to eat badly. Anna Thomas

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Never eat more than you can lift. Miss Piggy

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Food, glorious food! / Hot sausage and mustard! / While we're in the mood / Cold jelly and custard! / Peas, pudding and / saveloys! / What next is the question? / Rich gentlemen have it, boys / Indigestion! Lionel Bart

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The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not. Mark Twain

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When you see a couple walking down the street holding hands and laughing, you look over to your side and the only thing you're holding is a half eaten sandwich. Violet Matters

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The only thing I like better than talking about food is eating. John Walters

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Wine is botled poetry. Robert Louis Stevenson

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If we shake out all of the crumbs from all of the keyboards in the world, we can end world hunger Matthew Dolkart

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There is no love sincerer than the love of food. George Bernard Shaw

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Soup is just a way of screwing you out of a meal. Jay Leno

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There's no better feeling in the world than a warm pizza box on your lap. Kevin James

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Food is symbolic of love when words are inadequate. Alan D. Wolfelt

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All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt. Charles M. Shulz

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Togetherness, exactly. You can't make pizza without cheese. Well, you could, but it would just be bad pizza, though. Brendan Leonard

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Food always comes to those who love to cook. Brad Bird

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The most heavily advertised foods are consumed the most. No surprise. Morgan Spurlock

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When there was food it was very much a comfort for me, I'm definitely a food addict. Julie

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Food? That's ridiculous. Why would anyone wanna bury food? Hm. Unless they're trying to age it for flavor. Duane Capizzi

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Why don't we make natural foods? They're better bound for people's health. Jay Sommers

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I love watermelons but I believe you got to kill it to eat it. Sergeant R. Lee Ermey

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Food is... love. You cooking with love, good food. You make people happy. You artiste! Not small not small. Gauri Shinde

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Fast food, feed me fast / I've been waiting for an aeon / And I just won't last / I want fast food, I want food fast Peter Dennis Blanford Townshend

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The lettuce heads cried, 'don't chop us in half' / And they screamed for their vegetable lives / The cook just smiled, and he let out a laugh / And his eyes shone like knives Robert Steven Reiser

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The cream separated, and the milk was skimmed / And the fork ran away with the spoon / The curtains were drawn, and the lights were dimmed / And music filled the room Robert Steven Reiser

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Food, glorious food! / We're anxious to try it / Three banquets a day / Our favorite diet! Lionel Bart

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Food is, of course, everywhere, and is inextricably bound to our daily lives. Amelia Carruthers

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Food' is rife with contradictions. It is a corporal pleasure turned into the eternal sin of gluttony, as well as a vehicle for community, friendship and sharing that is, on a personal level, intractably individual. Amelia Carruthers

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Part of the secret of a success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside. Mark Twain

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Good food is the foundation of genuine happiness. Georges Auguste Escoffier

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Let food be thy medicine and medicine be thy food. Hippocrates

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For those to whom food and fine dining are readily available, it represents freedom and community, for those lacking this most fundamental of needs, it is an all consuming concern. Amelia Carruthers

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Food has social meaning and significance beyond its nutritive function; it is also expressive. University of Clifornia Press

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Food is a basic thing that humans want and need in order to live together in societies. University of Clifornia Press

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Food is central to religious traditions throughout the world. University of Clifornia Press

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Food is object of hunger and desire. University of Clifornia Press

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Food is not only about nutrition. Mealtimes can be an opportunity for caring and thoughtfulness. Grethe Berg

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Food is vital, but also associated with enjoyment. Grethe Berg

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Bananas are one of my loveliest fruit ever! Only one is enough to make you feel happy and relaxed as well! Alexandra Slattenschek

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We cannot survive without food, but more importantly, we cannot by healthy and happy without the right foods. Karen Wang Diggs

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Every time you eat a hamburger you are having a relationship with thousands of people you never met. John Robbins

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Something about the smell of creamed butter and sugar or just-baked cookies wafting in the air makes everything seem right. Rebecca Firth

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Baking a batch of cookies will bring back enthusiasm to youngsters who are 'dying or boredom.' Jean Paré

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Hot dogs are the essence of summer. Hot dogs are one of our favorite comfort foods, evoking fond memories of childhood and fun times at picnics and family cookouts. Becky Mercuri

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Fruit and vegetables have been an important constituent of the human diet from time immemorial. Cranfield University

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Fruit and vegetables are doubtless eaten for their unique taste and flavor, yet their health and healing properties have been known for centuries. Cranfield University

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The ideal peach will be full of sweetness and juice and free of bruises. Kelly Alexander

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You always have the power of choice and the power to heal your body. You have choice over your thoughts,actions, words and every morsel you eat. Joy McCarthy

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Let's be frank, the Italians' technological contribution to humankind stopped with the pizza oven. Bill Bryson

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Lunch Hollywood-style---a hot dog and vintage wine. Harry Kurnitz

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Garlic bread--it's the future, I've tasted it. Peter Kay

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Sue wants a barbecue, Sam wants to boil a ham, Grace votes for bouillabaisse stew, Jake wants a weeny-baker, steak and a layer cake, He'll get a tummy ache too. Johnny Mercer

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People often feed the hungry so that nothing may disturb their own enjoyment of a good meal. W. Somerset Maugham

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Never serve oysters in a mouth that has no paycheck in it. P.J.O'Rourke

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Cheese it is a peevish elf. It digest all things but itself. John Ray

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An egg is always an adventure. Oscar Wilde

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When I ask for a watercress sandwich, I do not mean a load with a field in the middle of it. Oscar Wilde

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One doughnut doesn't do a thing. You've got to eat twenty a day for five weeks before you get results. Renee Zellweger

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