Funny Gay Sayings and Quotes
Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous
old funny gay quotes, funny gay sayings, and funny gay proverbs, collected over the years from a variety
I thank God for creating gay men. Because if it wasn't for them, us fat women would have no one to dance with.
Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.
My brother is gay and my parents don't care, as long as he marries a doctor.
Why is it that, as a culture, we are more comfortable seeing two men holding guns, than holding hands?
My cousins gay, I always tell him that in our family tree, he's in the fruit section.
I once had a large gay following, but I ducked into an alleyway and lost him.
We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture.
The sodomy laws have been overturned, so now we can overturn each other.
They say you can't tell guys are gay just by looking. But if two guys are kissing, you can figure at least one of them is gay.
My high school had a Head Start program for homosexuals, it was called Drama Club.
The heterosexuals who hate us should just stop having us.
When I was in the military, they gave me a medal for killing two men and a discharge for loving one.
A dreamcatcher works, if your dream is to be gay.
Let me tell you about gays in the military. I don't want any gay people hanging around me while I'm killing kids. I just don't want to see it.
Every gay guys GPS system would tell him to go straight.
I'm actually all for gay marriage. Just the thought of having a man around the house.
My cousin is gay, in school while other kids were dissecting frog, he was opening flies.
The only queer people are those who don't love anybody.
Rita Mae Brown
The single best thing about coming out of the closet is that nobody can insult you by telling you what you've just told them.
Self pity becomes your oxygen. But you learned to breathe it without a gasp. So, nobody even notices you're hurting.
Sweet mother, I cannot weave – slender Aphrodite has overcome me with longing for a girl.
Democracy! Bah! When I hear that I reach for my feather boa!
Let's make a law that gay people can have birthdays, but straight people get more cake--you know, to send the right message to kids.
I think God is a callous bitch not making me a lesbian. I'm deeply disappointed by my sexual interest in men.
My own belief is that there is hardly anyone whose sexual life, if it were broadcast, would not fill the world at large with surprise and horror.
W Somerset Maugham
It angered him that his sexuality was an issue at all. As far as he was concerned, who he decided to sleep with was his business alone.
The tide of history only advances when people make themselves fully visible.
It doesn't matter what you do in the bedroom as long as you don't do it in the street and frighten the horses.
Rejecting your gay or transgender child won't make them straight. It will only mean you will lose them.
I hate the word homophobia. It's not a phobia. You're not scared. You're an asshole.
It always seemed to me a bit pointless to disapprove of homosexuality. It's like disapproving of rain.
Openness may not completely disarm prejudice, but it's a good place to start.
When all Americans are treated as equal, no matter who they are or whom they love, we are all more free.
President Barack Obama
If homosexuality is a disease, let's all call in queer to work: 'Hello. Can't work today, still queer.'
This world would be a whole lot better if we just made an effort to be less horrible to one another.
We should indeed keep calm in the face of difference, and live our lives in a state of inclusion and wonder at the diversity of humanity.
It takes some intelligence and insight to figure out you're gay and then a tremendous amount of balls to live it and live it proudly.
Being gay is natural. Hating gay is a lifestyle choice.
I think being gay is a blessing, and it's something I am thankful for every single day.
Never be bullied into silence. Never allow yourself to be made a victim. Accept no one's definition of your life; define yourself.
The poetry you read has been written for you, each of you - black, white, Hispanic, man, woman, gay, straight.
The beauty of standing up for your rights is others see you standing and stand up as well.
What is straight? A line can be straight, or a street, but the human heart, oh, no, it's curved like a road through mountains.
Who would give a law to lovers? Love is unto itself a higher law.
Everybody’s journey is individual. You you fall in love with a boy, you fall in love with a boy. The fact that many Americans consider it a disease says more about them than it does about homosexuality.
I was not ladylike, nor was I manly. I was something else altogether. There were so many different ways to be beautiful.
But I'm not a saint yet. I'm an alcoholic. I'm a drug addict. I'm homosexual. I'm a genius. Of course, I could be all four of these dubious things and still be a saint.
It isn't possible to love and part. You will wish that it was. You can transmute love, ignore it, muddle it, but you can never pull it out of you. I know by experience that the poets are right: love is eternal.
From a religious point of view, if God had thought homosexuality is a sin, he would not have created gay people.
You don´t have to be gay to be a supporter - you just have to be a human.