Funny Goodbye Sayings and Quotes

Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous old funny goodbye quotes, funny goodbye sayings, and funny goodbye proverbs, collected over the years from a variety of sources.

I never make the same mistake twice. I make it five or six times, just to be sure. Bill Murray
It’s sad, but sometimes moving on with the rest of your life, starts with goodbye. Carrie Underwood
They must often change, who would be constant in happiness and wisdom. Confucius
So long, and thanks for all the fish! Douglas Adams
Don't cry because it’s over. Smile because it happened. Dr. Seuss
Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive. Elbert Hubbard
Any girl can be glamorous. All you have to do is stand still and look stupid. Hedy Lamarr
Nothing makes the earth seem so spacious as to have friends at a distance, they make the latitudes and longitudes. Henry David Thoreau
Don't ever tell anybody anything. If you do, you start missing everybody. J.D. Salinger
Goodbyes, they often come in waves. Jarod Kintz
It is so hard to leave until you leave and then it is the easiest goddamned thing in the world. John Green
Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else. Margaret Mead
Some cause happiness wherever they go, others whenever they go. Oscar Wilde
If you're brave enough to say goodbye, life will reward you with a new hello. Paulo Coelho
I'm sorry, if you were right, I'd agree with you. Robin Williams
Every new beginning comes from some other beginning’s end. Semisonic
I'll see you in another life. When we are both cats. Tom Cruise
Every parting is a form of death, as every reunion is a type of heaven. Tryon Edwards
Goodbyes make you think. They make you realize what you've had, what you've lost, and what you've taken for granted. unknown
True friends don't say goodbye, I told myself. They just take extended leaves of absences from each other. unknown
Don't listen to your inner fatty, she’s an evil bitch. unknown
I wear black when I workout. It’s like a funeral for my fat. unknown
It's been a pleasure and a privilege to meeting you. unknown
We’ll meet again, Don't know where, don’t know when, But I know we'll meet again, Some sunny day. Vera Lynn
Farewell! God knows when we shall meet again. William Shakespeare
One day I may be meeting you and hearing how you've changed your life by saying, "Farewell to Fat". Richard Simmons
A man never knows how to say goodbye; a woman never knows when to say it. Helen Rowland
It's time to say goodbye, but I think goodbyes are sad and I'd much rather say hello. Hello to a new adventure. Anonymous
Didn't know how to say farewell so I slapped him in the face and ran away Anonymous
90% of men kiss their wife goodbye when they leave the house. 10% kiss their house goodbye when they leave the wife. Anonymous