Funny Goodbye Sayings and Quotes
Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous
old funny goodbye quotes, funny goodbye sayings, and funny goodbye proverbs, collected over the years from a variety
I never make the same mistake twice. I make it five or six times, just to be sure.
It’s sad, but sometimes moving on with the rest of your life, starts with goodbye.
They must often change, who would be constant in happiness and wisdom.
So long, and thanks for all the fish!
Don't cry because it’s over. Smile because it happened.
Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive.
Any girl can be glamorous. All you have to do is stand still and look stupid.
Nothing makes the earth seem so spacious as to have friends at a distance, they make the latitudes and longitudes.
Henry David Thoreau
Don't ever tell anybody anything. If you do, you start missing everybody.
Goodbyes, they often come in waves.
It is so hard to leave until you leave and then it is the easiest goddamned thing in the world.
Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.
Some cause happiness wherever they go, others whenever they go.
If you're brave enough to say goodbye, life will reward you with a new hello.
I'm sorry, if you were right, I'd agree with you.
Every new beginning comes from some other beginning’s end.
I'll see you in another life. When we are both cats.
Every parting is a form of death, as every reunion is a type of heaven.
Goodbyes make you think. They make you realize what you've had, what you've lost, and what you've taken for granted.
True friends don't say goodbye, I told myself. They just take extended leaves of absences from each other.
Don't listen to your inner fatty, she’s an evil bitch.
I wear black when I workout. It’s like a funeral for my fat.
It's been a pleasure and a privilege to meeting you.
We’ll meet again, Don't know where, don’t know when, But I know we'll meet again, Some sunny day.
Farewell! God knows when we shall meet again.
One day I may be meeting you and hearing how you've changed your life by saying, "Farewell to Fat".
A man never knows how to say goodbye; a woman never knows when to say it.
It's time to say goodbye, but I think goodbyes are sad and I'd much rather say hello. Hello to a new adventure.
Didn't know how to say farewell so I slapped him in the face and ran away
90% of men kiss their wife goodbye when they leave the house. 10% kiss their house goodbye when they leave the wife.