Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous
old funny math quotes, funny math sayings, and funny math proverbs, collected over the years from a variety
of sources.
Mathematics may be defined as the subject in which we never know what we are talking about, nor whether what we are saying is true.Bertrand Russell
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Mathematics is made of 50 percent formulas, 50 percent proofs, and 50 percent imagination.J. H. Poincare
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Philosophy is a game with objectives and no rules. Mathematics is a game with rules and no objectives.David Hilbert
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Mathematics is the art of giving the same name to different things.J. H. Poincare
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Mathematics consists in proving the most obvious thing in the least obvious way.George Polya
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In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.Johann Von Neumann
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A tragedy of mathematics is a beautiful conjecture ruined by an ugly fact.
Sinai Robins
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Mathematics is like love; a simple idea, but it can get complicated.George Polya
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If people do not believe that mathematics is simple, it is only because they do not realize how complicated life is.Johann Von Neumann
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Mathematics is like checkers in being suitable for the young, not too difficult, amusing, and without peril to the state.Plato
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The essence of mathematics is not to make simple things complicated, but to make complicated things simple.S. Gudder
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There are two ways to do great mathematics. The first is to be smarter than everybody else. The second way is to be stupider than everybody else -- but persistent.Raoul Bott
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Arithmetic is being able to count up to twenty without taking off your shoes.Mickey Mouse
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The greatest unsolved theorem in mathematics is why some people are better at it than others.Adrian Mathesis
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Mathematics is not a deductive science – that's a cliché. When you try to prove a theorem, you don't just list the hypotheses, and then start to reason. What you do is trial and error, experimentation, guesswork.Paul Halmos
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Mathematics should be fun.Peter J. Hilton
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Mathematics is written for mathematicians.Copernicus
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Mathematics is the supreme judge; from its decisions there is no appeal.Tobias Dantzig
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The essence of mathematics resides in its freedom.Georg Cantor
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Mathematics is a great motivator for all humans.. Because its career starts with zero and it never end (infinity).Shobha Radhakrishnan
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The study of mathematics, like the Nile, begins in minuteness but ends in magnificence.Charles Caleb Colton
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Do the math, do the math baby it's the curse of money, once you got it, fool you got it.Ice Cube
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Goodbye, some many niggas, lied to have funny what a muthafucka do for math.2Pac
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Very good at doin' math it's funny that you ask, we was speedin to the bag.Two Feet
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Put your money on the table and get your math on, break it down split it up get your laugh on.The Notorious B.I.G.
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To keep me on that right path and right math cause you plus nothin is everything.Lecrae
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Even went out his way so you could check in an extra bag now you wanna divide the yam like it equate the math.Kanye West
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If you can do the math on that then do the science too move around wit 4 pound or a 9 or twoJadakiss
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Contemplating know how to work my math and bred story I don't work my fingers to the bone until they bled storin'Timbaland and Magoo
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I gets duece 5 a show, do 5 a week let y'all do the math, that's aight for me.Terror Squad
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I was lousy at math, a failed historian I was the quarterback in the back of the class.Phil Vassar
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And lyric which so heavily rhytmic In magic do I build, but math do be equally compatible.Big Pun
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Never shot handbrawl but I smoke a little grass, who? Clever with the math Queens remember boom bash tricks?Organized Konfusion
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What do you do when you don't have a friend I'm sittin in class trying to focus on math.Andiroo
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A math-a-gician, I was taught to subtract anything to distrct the type of paper that I'm trying to attract.Ray Cash
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I all want to do is walk up and tak to you I all want to do is write up my math for you.Snow
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Brolic, extra large, dynamic, crack your ceramic in half go aginst the grain, we feedin you math.U-God
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Here I am bored, man, sittin in my class how much longer? Yo, let me get this bathroom pass.Diamond Shell
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So, study the maths, study the code study yuh gyal, study the road.Popcaan
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Arithmetic is numbers you squeeze from your head to your hand to your pencil to your paper till you get the answer.Carl Sandburg
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Dear Math, please grow up and solve your own problems, I'm tired of solving them for you.Anonymous
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I am still waiting for the day I'll use mathematics integration in real Life.Derrick Obedgiu
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Mathematics is a game played according to certain simple rules with meaningless marks on paper.David Hilbert
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That awkward moment when you finish a math problem and your answer isn't even one of the choices.Ritu Ghatourey
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Math is fun, it teaches you life and death information, like when you're cold, you should go to a corner since it's 90 degrees there.Anonymous
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If there is a 50-50 chance that something can go wrong, then 9 times out of ten it will.Paul Harvey
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But in the new (math) approach, the important thing is to understand what you're doing, rather than to get the right answer.Tom Lehrer
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Arithmetic is where numbers fly like pigeons in and out of your head.Carl Sandburg