Funny Math Sayings and Quotes

Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous old funny math quotes, funny math sayings, and funny math proverbs, collected over the years from a variety of sources.

Mathematics may be defined as the subject in which we never know what we are talking about, nor whether what we are saying is true. Bertrand Russell
Mathematics is made of 50 percent formulas, 50 percent proofs, and 50 percent imagination. J. H. Poincare
Philosophy is a game with objectives and no rules. Mathematics is a game with rules and no objectives. David Hilbert
Mathematics is the art of giving the same name to different things. J. H. Poincare
Mathematics consists in proving the most obvious thing in the least obvious way. George Polya
In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them. Johann Von Neumann
A tragedy of mathematics is a beautiful conjecture ruined by an ugly fact. Sinai Robins
Mathematics is like love; a simple idea, but it can get complicated. George Polya
If people do not believe that mathematics is simple, it is only because they do not realize how complicated life is. Johann Von Neumann
Mathematics is like checkers in being suitable for the young, not too difficult, amusing, and without peril to the state. Plato
The essence of mathematics is not to make simple things complicated, but to make complicated things simple. S. Gudder
There are two ways to do great mathematics. The first is to be smarter than everybody else. The second way is to be stupider than everybody else -- but persistent. Raoul Bott
Arithmetic is being able to count up to twenty without taking off your shoes. Mickey Mouse
The greatest unsolved theorem in mathematics is why some people are better at it than others. Adrian Mathesis
Mathematics is not a deductive science – that's a cliché. When you try to prove a theorem, you don't just list the hypotheses, and then start to reason. What you do is trial and error, experimentation, guesswork. Paul Halmos
Mathematics should be fun. Peter J. Hilton
Mathematics is written for mathematicians. Copernicus
Mathematics is the supreme judge; from its decisions there is no appeal. Tobias Dantzig
The essence of mathematics resides in its freedom. Georg Cantor
Mathematics is a great motivator for all humans.. Because its career starts with zero and it never end (infinity). Shobha Radhakrishnan
The study of mathematics, like the Nile, begins in minuteness but ends in magnificence. Charles Caleb Colton
Do the math, do the math baby it's the curse of money, once you got it, fool you got it. Ice Cube
Goodbye, some many niggas, lied to have funny what a muthafucka do for math. 2Pac
Very good at doin' math it's funny that you ask, we was speedin to the bag. Two Feet
Put your money on the table and get your math on, break it down split it up get your laugh on. The Notorious B.I.G.
To keep me on that right path and right math cause you plus nothin is everything. Lecrae
Even went out his way so you could check in an extra bag now you wanna divide the yam like it equate the math. Kanye West
If you can do the math on that then do the science too move around wit 4 pound or a 9 or two Jadakiss
Contemplating know how to work my math and bred story I don't work my fingers to the bone until they bled storin' Timbaland and Magoo
I gets duece 5 a show, do 5 a week let y'all do the math, that's aight for me. Terror Squad
I was lousy at math, a failed historian I was the quarterback in the back of the class. Phil Vassar
And lyric which so heavily rhytmic In magic do I build, but math do be equally compatible. Big Pun
Never shot handbrawl but I smoke a little grass, who? Clever with the math Queens remember boom bash tricks? Organized Konfusion
What do you do when you don't have a friend I'm sittin in class trying to focus on math. Andiroo
A math-a-gician, I was taught to subtract anything to distrct the type of paper that I'm trying to attract. Ray Cash
I all want to do is walk up and tak to you I all want to do is write up my math for you. Snow
Brolic, extra large, dynamic, crack your ceramic in half go aginst the grain, we feedin you math. U-God
Here I am bored, man, sittin in my class how much longer? Yo, let me get this bathroom pass. Diamond Shell
So, study the maths, study the code study yuh gyal, study the road. Popcaan
Arithmetic is numbers you squeeze from your head to your hand to your pencil to your paper till you get the answer. Carl Sandburg
Dear Math, please grow up and solve your own problems, I'm tired of solving them for you. Anonymous
I am still waiting for the day I'll use mathematics integration in real Life. Derrick Obedgiu
Mathematics is a game played according to certain simple rules with meaningless marks on paper. David Hilbert
That awkward moment when you finish a math problem and your answer isn't even one of the choices. Ritu Ghatourey
Math is fun, it teaches you life and death information, like when you're cold, you should go to a corner since it's 90 degrees there. Anonymous
If there is a 50-50 chance that something can go wrong, then 9 times out of ten it will. Paul Harvey
But in the new (math) approach, the important thing is to understand what you're doing, rather than to get the right answer. Tom Lehrer
Arithmetic is where numbers fly like pigeons in and out of your head. Carl Sandburg
Mathematics is not a deductive science that's a cliché. When you try to prove a theorem, you don't just list the hypotheses, and then start to reason. What you do is trial and error, experimentation, guesswork. Paul Halmos