Funny Monday Sayings and Quotes

Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous old funny monday quotes, funny monday sayings, and funny monday proverbs, collected over the years from a variety of sources.

Give me a treat, or leave me alone. It's Monday Paige
Mondays are mundane, like Tuesdays minus 24 hours. Jarod Kintz
What we do on Sunday absolutely doesn't matter unless it meets us on Monday. Changes us on Monday. Transforms us on Monday. Judah Smith
Hey I know it's Monday but it's also a new day, a new week, and in that lies a new opportunity for something special to happen. Michael Ely
Every Monday morning is new hope. Maira Kalman
The biggest thrill wasn't in winning on Sunday but in meeting the payroll on Monday. Art Rooney
Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7 of your life. Steven Wright
Imagine having Mondays as a holiday and then it wold be the best thing. Will someone please assist me in making it a official holiday and solve all our Monday blues. Rolland Mars
Employers are at their happiest on Mondays. Employees are at their happiest on Fridays. Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Mondays are the start of the work week which offer new beginnings 52 times a year! David Dweck
What about Monday- That could be our one day we look at things the same way, and wear funny shoes. Kevin Dalton
Don't let a day of the week have so much power over your happiness. Monday. Andrea L'Artiste
Mondays are a good day to make statements, not Friday. Ernie Els
There is nothing more dreadful than having to go walking on one's own on Monday. Thomas Bernhard
It was a strangely disorienting feeling, to have something you'd relied on for so long start to change, like finding out that gravity no longer worked on Mondays. Maggie Stiefvater
Don't mess with anybody on a Monday. It's a bad, bad day. Louise Fitzhugh
If only one of the presidential candidates would make it part of his platform to do something about making Monday part of the weekend. I think he would get a lot of votes. Thomas Wayne
Mondays are a lot like getting fat. They make you feel sad, sometimes angry and there is not much scope for liking either fat or Mondays for any reason. Gary Moll
Monday is the day of silence, day of the whole white mung bean, which is sacred to the moon. Chitra Banerjee Divakaruni
Sometimes it pays to stay in bed in Monday, rather than spending the rest of the week debugging Monday's code. Dan Salomon
All men tend to become angry and irritated on the start of the week. It is the start of the week but is the end of all fun and happiness in life. Venus Rivers
Even the best weeks start with monday Nice Peter
On Monday mornings I am dedicated to the proposition that all men are created jerks. H. Allen Smith
This has been such a Monday! I wish I stayed in bed, and I wish that yesterday had never happened. Lisa Mantchev
Monday is a great for becoming too busy to die. Roy Station
There are no miracles on Mondays. Amy Neftzger
If each day is a gift, I would like to know where I can return Mondays. John Wagner
On Monday, when the sun is hot, I wonder to myself a lot. Now is it true, or is it not, that what is which and which is what? A.A. Hodge
Work in a way that you look forward to Monday mornings Swami Parthasarathy
You don't want to have to come into work on Monday already apologizing. I try to save my apologies for what I've done later in the week. Ike Barinholtz
Candy is natures way of making up for Mondays. Rebecca Gober
Don't let the Monday morning quarterbacks stop you from being bold. You've got to set a high bar. Antonio Villaraigosa
Monday morning you sure look fine. Lindsey Buckingham
Believe on Monday the way you believe on Sunday. Rita Schiano
Monday, Monday, so good to me; Monday morning, it was all I hoped it would be. John Phillips
So. Monday. We meet again. We will never be friends—but maybe we can move past our mutual enmity toward a more-positive partnership. Julio Alexi Genao
I must break the routines and become a person who becomes productive every Monday. I must break the mindset of unhappiness and turn myself into a happy magnet for Mondays. Leggy Saul
Okay, it's Monday but who said Mondays have to suck? Be a rebel and have a great day anyway. Kimberly Jiménez
You are in control. Never allow your Monday to be manic. Andrea L’Artiste
Find a job you like and you will add five days to every week. H. Jackson Brown
Monday is great if I can spend it in bed. I’m a man of simple pleasures, really. Arthur Darvill
Last Monday nite / I saw a fight / Between Wednesday and Thursday / Over Saturday nite / Tuesday asked me what was going on / I said "Sunday's in the meadow / And Friday's in the corn". John Prine
It is a custom in Ireland, among shoemakers, if they intoxicate themselves on Sunday, to do no work on Monday; and this they call making a Saint Monday or keeping Saint Crispin's day. Many here adopted this good custom from the example of the shoemakers. Maria Edgeworth
Monday, n. In Christian countries, the day after the baseball game. Ambrose Bierce
"As Monday goes, so goes the week," dames say. Refreshed, renewed, use well the initial day. And see! thy neighbour already seeks his labour. Ella Wheeler Wilcox
Red beans were traditionally cooked while the Monday wash was drying on the line, and since New Orleans humidity made that an all-day job, the beans cooked for many hours. Rima Collin and Richard Collin
It's just another manic Monday / I wish it was Sunday / 'Cause that's my fun day / My I don't have to run day. Prince Nelson
To Banbury came I, O profane one! / Where I saw a Puritane-one / Hanging of his cat on Monday / For killing of a mouse on Sunday. Richard Brathwaite
My good man, Crillon, hang yourself for not having been at my side last Monday at the greatest event that's ever been seen and perhaps ever will be seen. Henri IV (of Navarre)
You know you're getting older when every day seems like Monday. Kitty Carlisle
He who is not tipsy on Sunday is not worth shaking hands with on Monday. Albanian Proverb
Mondays are the potholes in the road of life. Tom Wilson
When life gives you Monday, dip it in glitter and sparkle all day. Ella Woodword
Let me ask you something. When you come in on Monday and you're not feeling real well, does anyone ever say to you, "Sounds like someone has a case of the Mondays?" Peter Gibbons
Beautiful. Relaxed. But always in the back of your mind, there's the knowledge that it'll soon be Monday. There's no future in being a Sunday-night girl. Sharon Carter
We're waiting for the chirp, chirp, chirp, of an eaglet being born, / Waiting for the chirp, chirp, chirp, on this humid Monday morning, in this... / Congressional incubator. John Adams with Dr. Benjamin Franklin and Thomas Jefferson
Monday is a funny thing / Still waiting for the phone to ring / Will my imagination take it slow / After Saturday, my life is changed / In a moment it was rearranged / Strange how easy it is letting go / And I miss your face / Like the sun was in my eyes / And now I'm running blind. Nick Carter
You brought your Sunday morning sunshine / Here into my Monday morning rain. / You taught me happiness just one time, / It keeps on coming back again. Harry F. Chapin
Easter Monday in the city - / Rattle, rattle, rumble, rush; / Tom and Jerry, Nell and Kitty, / All the down-the-harbour “push,” / Little thought have they, or pity, / For a wanderer from the bush. Barcroft Henry Thomas Boake